This dog showed up to PetSmart and asked to speak to the manager...

According to NASA, this kind of alignment only happens every 500 years.

I work for a trucking company and this was written on the back of a drivers time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!

Suspicious but classic

Now just add some chewed gum to the hair

We can all relate.

Stop texting my grandma!!

Spider-Steve

what is the first thing they say?

Trolling your dad be like

This review for 1595$ Nike shoes

Classic repost

And their name is always Shirley

Damn hairclip...

It works a little to well

Can we go back

Presenting lung extensionismist specialist, Dr. Crobar.

sightseeing

My new job has a bidet in the bathroom. This is a review of our restaurant we got today

god damn it

Sounds legit

Time to get stoned

Just scoop that part out

Me at every job interview

And stop turning away the camera!

Those days were golden!

Same with Harry Potter

oh hey... ya'll mind if I ?

It's getting worse

Like 1999 again

Me: Stealing this meme

Courage and the crack house..?

This grandpa requested for strip dancers to perform at this funeral

Let's make it OVER 9000!!!

And then, dix out happen

You’re Fired

Nothing compares

Heroes we need vs heroes we want

Infidel!

Can I please get a second opinion?

The good thing about glasses

Rock and roll

Operation Christmas

Neckstime on Dragon Ball Z

He was naughty

Me every ***ing time I try to make a playlist

Concussions never stopped us!

Brick wall

Spacex new rockets looks great

“Got your nose”

Poor Tim.

It's close to snowy days

When you order food through a delivery service and find a prize. Bet the driver is shitting bricks right about now.

We're getting along pretty great lately!

Winter is finally coming

This is going to annoy some people

Only sister and her boyfriend come home from college for the first time!

It never helps

Every campfire I’ve ever been to...

God damn those racist phones

This made me chuckle

The Guardian

Beautiful

HLMU: Christmas Edition

Any goblin slayer fans?

Ask the cat

Roses are red , Water is wet...

Funny Poster

Can we now rename carousel!

What an escalation.

Still cannot believe it's not a common thing...

Name a more iconic rap duo...

I am a good friend

given that no time-traveler has come to kill orange man, how bad could he really be?

Obeserving the zoomers, i found a way to deal with them

who gives one?

Seriously, that dude was probably not okay for a while.

excuse me ?

Don't paint; use wallpaper. It saves time.

Every project.

Message in a bottle nowadays

Unpredictable (requested by aenimus)

I let my 12 year old son come up with a slogan for visitors to our little petting farm not to touch the wild animals

Kids these days will never know the struggle

About sums me up.

*hiccup* "GIVE ME MORE WATER DAMMIT!"

The Inconceivables

Everytime I pass the AUX.

Honey Nut Circles are my jam

Just me and my B

I'm 5 months pregnant and just sent this to my partner.

Welcome back Mr. Farley

It’s been 84 years...

I'm a big deal

squeak

Great safety plan

I bet you're not having turkey...

Christmas sale coming

Bada-bim Bada-boomerang

A feat achieved only by the very best out there .