Doctor: you've been eating too many rare candies Me:

Horse funerals on tuesdays

Snow in Clarke

Banging

My friend's wife doesn't understand perspective.

Friendly Chinese police reminder

It's not time to stop

Better have that ticket.

Retk'd

That’s how they get you!

What a great companion

Which one will you choose?

misunderstandings

It’s going to be a busy week

A dnd meme

Alabama is lovely this time of year

made me kek

That works

I just asked my dad to leave the straightener outside the door before his shower...

Every first shift workers.

But all three can play fortnite tho

Do not disturb the lonely cat.

Slavs aren't white

King of Bad Luck.

At least itl be clean when he gets there..

Hello transparency my old friend....

My cat may be getting too fat...

It's a bird... man

You are on your way to Sainthood...

This dog showed up to PetSmart and asked to speak to the manager...

According to NASA, this kind of alignment only happens every 500 years.

I work for a trucking company and this was written on the back of a drivers time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!

Suspicious but classic

Now just add some chewed gum to the hair

We can all relate.

Stop texting my grandma!!

Spider-Steve

what is the first thing they say?

Trolling your dad be like

This review for 1595$ Nike shoes

Classic repost

And their name is always Shirley

Damn hairclip...

It works a little to well

Can we go back

Presenting lung extensionismist specialist, Dr. Crobar.

sightseeing

My new job has a bidet in the bathroom. This is a review of our restaurant we got today

god damn it

Sounds legit

Time to get stoned

Just scoop that part out

Me at every job interview

And stop turning away the camera!

Those days were golden!

Same with Harry Potter

oh hey... ya'll mind if I ?

It's getting worse

Like 1999 again

Me: Stealing this meme

Courage and the crack house..?

This grandpa requested for strip dancers to perform at this funeral

Let's make it OVER 9000!!!

And then, dix out happen

You’re Fired

Nothing compares

Heroes we need vs heroes we want

Infidel!

Can I please get a second opinion?

The good thing about glasses

Rock and roll

Operation Christmas

Neckstime on Dragon Ball Z

He was naughty

Me every ***ing time I try to make a playlist

Concussions never stopped us!

Brick wall

Spacex new rockets looks great

“Got your nose”

Poor Tim.

It's close to snowy days

When you order food through a delivery service and find a prize. Bet the driver is shitting bricks right about now.

We're getting along pretty great lately!

Winter is finally coming

This is going to annoy some people

Only sister and her boyfriend come home from college for the first time!

It never helps

Every campfire I’ve ever been to...

God damn those racist phones

This made me chuckle

The Guardian

Beautiful

HLMU: Christmas Edition

Any goblin slayer fans?

Ask the cat

Roses are red , Water is wet...

Funny Poster

Can we now rename carousel!

What an escalation.

Still cannot believe it's not a common thing...