From a friend's snapchat pre-takeoff

Roses r red, violets r blue, Federal Reserve is gonna Screw you.

Free real OC

creep

Got a good laugh at my local Smashburger

Reality check.

Begone ape

hilarious sign spotted by a friend

Art degree well spent

feet niggas rise up

The kind of advertisement which works for me

The older I get, the more I understand Al.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Oh no!!!

when someone upvotes my shitty memes

Woody & Buzz

Found this work of art at my local Five Guys Burgers and Fries

No nothing!

I'm giving her all she's got captain!

You get an upvote!

Same day delivery

My mom's computer

Peeped into money tin - Queen apparently peeping back.

Santa looking like he's gonna risk it all!

i'm ready for you

My brother made this when he was younger in school for Christmas. It’s known as “The Angry Snowman” and is still put out every year with the decorations

Trying snacks from Korea.

Me and the wife's fortune cookie messages

Kittys favourite things

No matter how good a person you are

The four musketeers

Behold, a pale horse! Its rider's name was Death.

Tricking a monkey

Wake up sheeple!!

See my family in therapy I guess

How ya like me know?

Bad bois bad bois what you gonna do.

Baking problems

Hammer and a nail

Never challenge my parenting skills

Well, there you go

This advertisement for a library.

Thought it was Desert Storm

When the other restaurant is more appetizing.

Yeah, barber man, just do me a dog up there.

Bye!

I wanna know who the pirate chick is

Low of thrash in the sea, lot of thrash

OH MAMMA!

too dark sense of humor

It’s just life

This sign at a local deli

Gotta get that sweat going!

Every Christmas

The teacher was wondering why I was laughing, am I the only one seeing this ?

the social media queue

The first present is under the tree...

Me at my parents’ 40th anniversary party: “Mom what’s the secret to a long and happy marriage?” Mom’s response:

Pizza face

And so, the Vacuum Cleaner was invented

It's amazing how the faces fit the drug

Someone is living in 3018.

When cards against humanity gets a little too real.

rrrrrriii

The Last one...

Gotta love Ross

Don't stop now 'cause havin good time

Snowballs deep in Santa

positive proof of global warming

For all the nerds like me

So, I just got thrown out of the pet shop...

Note the expression on both parent and child faces.

So I found this in Costa Rica..

GF: "Your beard shavings are making the sink look dirty."

BOOOOOOOMMM

Doreen The Babysitter

Why do group projects exist?

Good old fashioned British vandalism

Totally plucky

I’m not saying anything

A newer revised Army combat manual. LOL

lol

Why some men buy comfortable couches :)

i dont know can you?

slay

It feels like an eternity

May god help us all

Marvel's next movie franchise?

So that's a yes

Order amount: $5.46 Watching the lady try to say this : Priceless

oh lawd he comin

I like this new DLC

Just do it

Well that’s one way to look at it.

Taco Bell review I stumbled upon...

Seriously WTF?!

Post-minimalist

Never doubt the bugs bunny tactic

aaa

Just how I like my beef