I fist andriod girls
31,408 Silver Club
Ernie's a casual change my mind
It's that time of the year again...
Now they both wanna smash
Daaamn. That's something.
it’s scary over there
When you are a pornstar, but also a 9 year old
GF’s purse wont stop telling me to bring it Han Solo
My sister is visiting me for Christmas. I prepared some bedding for the guest room.
Then I'd absolutely get it
Whats the referee playing at
I've been complaining for the last 20 years
My sons christening tomorrow and the outfit my wife got him makes him look like a 1950's milk delivery man....
I won the white elephant gift exchange
Random Bathroom Wisdom
I suddenly really like Frosty.
The new director of the Truman show
The very huge PP
I don't see the problem here...
And what majestic creatures they are
Needed to bring this one back!
We all know the feeling
My friend is Santa at Bass Pro . He had an unexpected visitor.
I would’ve never guessed
The floor was still wet!
Advanced Technology 100
My mom and I bought a door mat today, and this was the label on the back.
Fa la la la, la la la
What an intellectual...
Shaun is dead, I just want a refund
Didn't think it through
I don’t want to hold Barry.
People are having poll for whose Twitter is better between Wendy's and Steak-umm. This is one of the conversation.
Tastee Freez in Anchorage today.
December in Canada.
"Excuse me sir. I'm gonna have to inspect your load."
It's that time of the year bois
What kind of parent hating psychopath invented this
I’d better try this asap
Titter for November
Actually I am Spartacus
It’s a door
Well, if you think of it that way..
The secret life of singing alone in my car
Systom of a Jerry
My dad was Santa at our local Petsmart, was not expecting this
For all your finger wearing needs
smart you say
I dunno how to caption this
*continues eating chicken nuggets while crying*
Finally found the perfect xmas gift for my ex.
Gotta... what now?
Beam me up Santa!
I got rolled...
Thin walls tell all
Green power ranger
Having the vision and the opportunity for this!
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for...
Went to the store for some Sausage.
East side vs West side!
is this dark humour?
Ever happened to anyone??
I never knew that..
Same thing, right?
When he said his best feature was his hair, I wasn't expecting this!
I was not ready.
The best time of the year
Good sir, I believe your shirt is on backwards.
it's not NNN anymore, so I'm allowed to milk it
Daughter Didnt Want To Go To The Doc. Now I'll Take Her To An Exorcist
New Years Resolution. Going to be using my gym card more in 2019.
First year putting up our “millennial nativity scene.”
This makes me not want a Twix ever again
Out for Justice
My grandma has Andrew Jackson hair
As a local Ohioan, I can attest it is a strange place.
attack from the bogeyman
Must durr her hurr before going to Didneyworl
This is quite relatable.
Keanu was considering it
Came across this gem today. Sorry if its already been posted
I found a very, very old car
choked by an ice rod
Santa is gonna trip on that thing