And what majestic creatures they are

Needed to bring this one back!

We all know the feeling

My friend is Santa at Bass Pro . He had an unexpected visitor.

I would’ve never guessed

The floor was still wet!

Advanced Technology 100

My mom and I bought a door mat today, and this was the label on the back.

Fa la la la, la la la

What an intellectual...

Shaun is dead, I just want a refund

Didn't think it through

I don’t want to hold Barry.

People are having poll for whose Twitter is better between Wendy's and Steak-umm. This is one of the conversation.

Tastee Freez in Anchorage today.

December in Canada.

"Excuse me sir. I'm gonna have to inspect your load."

Not relatable

Easy Identification

Turn around!

It's that time of the year bois

What kind of parent hating psychopath invented this

I’d better try this asap

Titter for November

Actually I am Spartacus

It’s a door

Well, if you think of it that way..

The secret life of singing alone in my car

Systom of a Jerry

WHAT?!?

My dad was Santa at our local Petsmart, was not expecting this

For all your finger wearing needs

Oof

smart you say

I dunno how to caption this

*continues eating chicken nuggets while crying*

Finally found the perfect xmas gift for my ex.

Got ‘em

Gotta... what now?

Beam me up Santa!

I got rolled...

Reverse card

Thin walls tell all

Responsive view

Green power ranger

Simple logic

Calvin

Having the vision and the opportunity for this!

Damn~

Goodnight!

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for...

Went to the store for some Sausage.

East side vs West side!

is this dark humour?

Big Oof

Ever happened to anyone??

I never knew that..

+100 IQ

Same thing, right?

When he said his best feature was his hair, I wasn't expecting this!

I was not ready.

The best time of the year

Good sir, I believe your shirt is on backwards.

it's not NNN anymore, so I'm allowed to milk it

Ut

Daughter Didnt Want To Go To The Doc. Now I'll Take Her To An Exorcist

New Years Resolution. Going to be using my gym card more in 2019.

First year putting up our “millennial nativity scene.”

This makes me not want a Twix ever again

Out for Justice

My grandma has Andrew Jackson hair

As a local Ohioan, I can attest it is a strange place.

attack from the bogeyman

Must durr her hurr before going to Didneyworl

This is quite relatable.

Keanu was considering it

Came across this gem today. Sorry if its already been posted

I found a very, very old car

choked by an ice rod

Santa is gonna trip on that thing

Is this me?

me oficiating the season for the rest of you

I'm 23yo and I still do that

Ne more sex until you put a ring on it

Brain games

Happens too often

Happens every year...

Everyone can have dreams...

Perhaps. If my right hand could speak, that is.

Born that way

DUMB JIMMY

2018 be like

What is your mom yelling about

When you know, you know...

Too bad I don't have any friends to sit in that seat

Tesla didn't die for this

Shots fired

Haha creative

Simpler times...

Who’s stopping me?