WHAT?!?

My dad was Santa at our local Petsmart, was not expecting this

For all your finger wearing needs

Oof

smart you say

I dunno how to caption this

*continues eating chicken nuggets while crying*

Finally found the perfect xmas gift for my ex.

Got ‘em

Gotta... what now?

Beam me up Santa!

I got rolled...

Reverse card

Thin walls tell all

Responsive view

Green power ranger

Simple logic

Calvin

Having the vision and the opportunity for this!

Damn~

Goodnight!

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for...

Went to the store for some Sausage.

East side vs West side!

is this dark humour?

Big Oof

Ever happened to anyone??

I never knew that..

+100 IQ

Same thing, right?

When he said his best feature was his hair, I wasn't expecting this!

I was not ready.

The best time of the year

Good sir, I believe your shirt is on backwards.

it's not NNN anymore, so I'm allowed to milk it

Ut

Daughter Didnt Want To Go To The Doc. Now I'll Take Her To An Exorcist

New Years Resolution. Going to be using my gym card more in 2019.

First year putting up our “millennial nativity scene.”

This makes me not want a Twix ever again

Out for Justice

My grandma has Andrew Jackson hair

As a local Ohioan, I can attest it is a strange place.

attack from the bogeyman

Must durr her hurr before going to Didneyworl

This is quite relatable.

Keanu was considering it

Came across this gem today. Sorry if its already been posted

I found a very, very old car

choked by an ice rod

Santa is gonna trip on that thing

Is this me?

me oficiating the season for the rest of you

I'm 23yo and I still do that

Ne more sex until you put a ring on it

Brain games

Happens too often

Happens every year...

Everyone can have dreams...

Perhaps. If my right hand could speak, that is.

Born that way

DUMB JIMMY

2018 be like

What is your mom yelling about

When you know, you know...

Too bad I don't have any friends to sit in that seat

Tesla didn't die for this

Shots fired

Haha creative

Simpler times...

Who’s stopping me?

Your rights don't work in your parents' house

The Purrsistance of Meowmory

Me throwing shade when I’m 80

For all the astronomy nerds out there

Oh, Veggie tales... Veggie tales.

( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

she looke like this, so my head can look like this

Artychoke haha geddit? :DDD

My friend bought a $40k laser for work. Here's a picture of the laser, and a picture of the first thing he made with it.

This 5-star verified review for noise canceling headphones

why i turned viral on again

Small PP to very big PP

Get used to it

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I don't know if this was posted here already, if so I'm sorry.

Well this was a highlight of my day

ooohhh shoot.

The true cause

It’s always best to trip with a sober buddy

Naughty goats get noodle horns

Wait just a minute

Choose Wisely !!

Just don’t.

Super sensitive little guy

if you know, ya know

"We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats."

What are you doing today?.

What a cute little... oh NOOOO!

run