Gonna go smoke some ketchup
Where is this legendary "Earth"
Alllll the free time in the world! Childfree is the best.
I feel this guy. Being a mom to a daughter has been hard.
Why must love burn like this ?
Mind your own damn business Karen.
Troll level 100
Probably someone strong
These lazy millennials have no work ethic
Enjoy your nightmares.
So help me!
Wonder if Tiger was star struck.
She was too lazy to move while dad was mowing the lawn
When my wife says she’s “fine” with me going to the bar with the guys
The comment tho
He ain't lying!
Weed is legal today, the po po got jokes
The invention of archery.
Imagine the nerve
Basically what happened
This actually works guys
At times, sarcasm cuts deep.
Eric on the great outdoors
Nice is it a boy or an ...
This is the love I feel
don't sue us
Taking the high road.
Quick! Close it before it ruins everything
*** my dad owns microsoft
The most accurate description of my life I have come across yet.
Resting Your Eyes
A sign that your cat is getting too fat
Hey ET - Wanna Netflix and Chill?
I’m not extremely proud of this
It's a shame...
Sorry for ruining your childhood.
Big kids looking for fun
Gotta be sure
Ol' Musky at it again
Eurobeat Truck Simulator
yes, this is a personal attack
respect your elders
When you get your gender studies degree
Stay hydrated my friends.
*super mario jump sound effect*
I am not saying kill all stupid people...
Bang Bang Bang goes the trolley
Happens all of the time...
Very late abortion
How to wrap Christmas present!!
Hmm yeah you look good hun
Anon is an autistic genius
It is, just this one f'ing post was all it took
Damn, Didnt see that in Edinburgh
they be droppin' beats like bombs in the middle east
First gay couple to marry after Gay marriage was legalized in Russia.
Dear Santa. *** you.
Christmas is near
Too much good thing
Old meme but it checks out
Took me a while to realise
An amazing timelapse picture of the moon.
Unfortunately Lion King has been cancelled due to some conflict with the actors
Logging onto Tumblr after December, 17th
Don't bother me none
School House Rock has changed over the years
Fridge at work
I have no clue...
Old but gold mate!
Something doesn't add up...
Title of your Eel
gm lets give this bread to thots
They will come soon
Well he isnt lying
$0.99 is greater than $1 because it has 2 9s
*careens into parking spot at the store to pick up more charcoal
How to twerk.
Should be fine...
The vintage pilot
Beer my hold