An interesting present for Jesus.

"I see." -Goblin Slayer; "I don't." -2B Priestess

Hol' up

Kevin!!!!!

Cahhh

Language barrier

Sun is out, no reason to stay indoors.

An ornament that I made with my nanny when I was a kid.

Bames Nond’s having a stronk

Trying to keep up with the trends.

The truth is sometimes harsh

Number skipping

Its official... Google has classified Die Hard as a holiday movie

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Today, old friend

Yung and dudder entering Hugelol

Tutancummin'

Kids these days have no idea

I'm only half centaur...

Well they are not wrong

Wait a minute... I'M holding the steering wheel.

10-4 good buddy!

I found the Boss' secret chamber, just need three friends to help open the passage

The greatest golfer in the history of the sport and that guy Tiger Woods.

Reasonable

Weird spell, but ok

A will of steel

Honest salesman

right into feels

*pikachu surprised reaction*

Every kiss begins with.........

Your officially old when you agree with this...

The cat, part three: The reckoning

Quick reminder for my fellow college friends

He’s special and we love him.

The Santa we needed.

Maybe yes

I feel like this would be an awesome plot for a movie...

My name is Xavier and I think I just figured out my new Gamertag

It's a Doggy Dogg World!

Distracted boyfriend meme, 1985 edition

Storytime with Sir Ludacris

Shut your mouth and believe the lies

School attendance is crucial

DEUTSCH-SÜDWESTAFRIKA

Gender fluid is sooo last month

I know its probably a repost, but it's so true

That bad, huh?

I’m going to kill it at the office sweater party this year

Probably sit this one out!

Jizz addicts

Open up. I know what you did to my ***ing brother.

My local bar has a drunk test for people leaving

Dr. Phil be like

Chief Vitamin Water

Ah! Makes sense now!

Are you seeing this?

I've found solace in this fact...

Every day right around 5, this sun of a *** tries to kill me

The coffee shop around the corner is always cracking jokes

Doctors be like

"Free Willy" on a budget

This is one of my 3rd grade student’s “rocket ship” for our solar system posters that get hung around the room.

My husband made Snoop Dogg on Red Dead 2... his name is Snoop Dizzle

The Illuminati hiding in plain sight

Star Wars Holiday Special

More about offending the masses...

The answer is no. You should NOT vacuum pack bagels.

The sequel looks lit, fam!

14 reasons why

Me *gigling*: Nigg.. ADMINS:

This fire hydrant is up to no good.

7 year old joke. Still true, still funny...

You got any more of these Iron Daggers?

“Hey you want Chinese for dinner?” “No I already ate...”

No matter how I read this sign, I still have questions.

Dammit Jerry

Only sometimes

Family Circus v.2018

Baby baby baby ooooohhhh

My robot cat hunted a robot mouse and gave it to me as a gift.

Screaming in peaceful

What a gem

Eagles

Are you even the Queen if you don't come in every colour.

@DramaAllert

The world may never know

My kind of friend

Tweets from the past were worst killers than actual killers

Timeout changes a man

Please help Tony!

During my first year as a teacher, I confiscated a phone from an 8th grader. This was their screensaver.

You reckon?

We need answers!

Another reason not to drink and drive.

Black is the best colour!

Name a better duo

My kid saw me watching Bob Ross. Then she handed me what she called "happy little trees."

You got it girl

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE SHIT