Shut up Beth, you aren't my real dad

Me too grandpa

You choose

What happens now?

At local auto part store

HAIL SEITAN!

Hopefully they can recharge their life

New Folder

"...because f*ck your tree, f*ck Christmas, and f*ck you, that's why."

I think my cat has a quest for me

I can't?

The tall one is Lauren Phillips, don't know about the small one

Bought a couch from Craigslist, heard noises coming from it after bringing it home. Cut it open and found a cat

Intertwined lives.

When I see someone in the comments of a Viral post begging it to stop reposting

Shout out to the two other people in the cinema who laughed at this

It’s that time of the year again.

Hiding your true self behind multiple Shreks of references

Underrated

My final act of spite

People who say "pro wrestling is fake" don't understand pro wrestling

Told ya so

Anon is meta

Homeless no more

Haha yes

I have laughed this hard in ages.

Problem solving master

dem oranges

Anon talks to a grill

Evil doggo

The "gender spectrum" was created to sell more bathrooms

This 18 year old Futurama joke.

Damn so hard

Quite the heavy decision

I don't think we are going home bois.....

Job interview at PayPal

Prison time

Mom told me not to send the "dragon eating little girl" sticker again.

Look at them now!

wrong neighborhood

F*ckin weebs

... Will not be forgotten !

Shoutout to @dotdotdot

Its also how Tacos showers

Old meme new template

dirty birdy

inconvenient truth

Baptisits

meow meow mf

That would actually be great! I'd get all my sins forgiven

not very cash money

WoB i have good news

Concubine

Horny for the Lord's Gospel

Weed smokers

The strongest will live

It's looking at me in a weird way

Tinder

Bye

Waaazzzuuuuppp

first aid

This is the end

NO.. DON'T SAY IT

Wholesome

Ugh right in the childhood...

Anon is poor

Excuse me

"What you mean I'm fired?"

they did it mantis-style

They can't grasp the void

they both failed in the end

Girls on instagram be like...

Terrible memories

Sit here babe

Yard Sard.

Keep your foreskins my niggas

Snow report

How far we’ve come

Make it up as you go along

Free time sunday morning

I tried a new cookie recipe. Chocolate orange shortbread with orange royal icing. New to royal icing...my husband is calling them bukkookies

Nah, I’m good..

presented w/o comment

Jewish Travel Charger

Is aquaman still a thing?

Get back on the zombie cure

The bible is clear

Someone at Target got me.

Office never gets old

I bet he loves it

I'm pretty sure this ended in someone getting alcohol poisoning

A photo at a doctor's office

Time to change the staff

Elf on a Shelf just got real

GARLIC BREAD*

Took my son skiing for the first time... Went well I think.

AirPods now have bass!

The steak just didn't taste good enough.

Oof

LOL chill dawg