What did I get for Christmas? Diabetes... I got ***ing diabetes
Dog eats a lemon
The perfect mom weapon doesn't exi...
Social Media, Breakfast Club Style!!!
Play on playa, play on
the winner takes it all.
Squidward had enough of sponge bob and Patrick
Tier 4 Meme
Vegan food is DEFINITELY just as good, if not better than regular food...
I just want company
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!!!
My local repair shop’s warning signs
Sir. I just need…
I’m 100% sure this f**king cat knows Kung Fu...
The Triple Mike
Our AirBnB had a translucent bathroom door. I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.
Greatest gift ever!
My friend's little girl sent a boy in school a note to ask if he liked her. This is the answer she got...
Cards against muggles has some great combos
Come back Karen
Thats the sound
Shelf designed by Bethesda Studios
The perfect gift doesn't exi...
I can relate to this
Bill Burr on Good Day NY
The meanest Christmas gift I've ever gotten. I was so excited for a minute.
So long Christmas !
Everybody always asks: “Where is Waldo?”
Everyone wanted to bang the rabbit, its ok yall get a pass without being a furry.
And you thought it was just a myth
The size of this squirrel my dad has been feeding. Absolute unit.
To the seven users that upvotes me at night, thank you
A weapon to surpass the Metal Gear
To rising we shall go !
"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 5.
I drunk ordered a Christmas present for my brother, was not disappointed in myself.
Alphabet checks out
My cat fell asleep on my new Christmas present...
She looks happier after
Words of comfort
yes u r
Finally Christmas dinner is out.
My 2 year old made a clay snowman. I think I heard it whisper “kill me... please...”
Asked my sister for a novelty shower curtain for Christmas. Was not disappointed!
My son’s Thomas the Tank Engine toy looks like it killed another tank engine and is wearing its face...
Heading back into the office
Not the spin-off that I want to see
Washed The Animals Today
The perfect gift.
Has happened to me in a class
Some farm animals at my local adoption shelter try harder
When you are not sure whether she is angry or not??
That’s a REALLY good question
I asked nicely
What a responsible bloke.
Shoutout if you toot your semi truck
Merry Christmas Poor People
Puppers customer service
The men's room at any major convention
You need balls to do that..
Top 92% Stupidity
And the LORD said unto him, who's a good boy?
That's the spirit, CVS
TFW your brother outdoes you in gift wrapping. He wins!
AI have the weirdest boner right now
Jus a little chilly
Smart parent shopping
My uncle's real estate agency sold a property a few months ago where the seller and buyer got in a disagreement over a chicken coop that had to be removed and replanted with grass. It just grew in.
Lol me this am
What's with these wise guys?
The pillow my mom made me really ties the room together
My brother isn’t very social, he sent me this.
My Grandma asked for a Classic Nintendo for Christmas because she read that playing will, “improve her memory.”
Orange or green pllls
My little sisters ugly Christmas sweater for family dinner...
Welcome to bean world
A Christmas Thank You to Jewish People Everywhere from Owners of Chinese Restaurants
ffs this isn’t even that funny why am I laughing so hard
Just bloody watch it
The second-most anticipated film of 2019
Grandma got a new game for Christmas.
Quite possibly my favorite gift this holiday season.
yo guys i think i got the wrong console
My gift from my grandparents today
Sending my brother posts while we’re apart