Sucks being the older sibling

Who's next

thats for dam sure

It's the Mothe***ing Were-Coyote!

Roses are red, brain is dead

I've become so numb…

Waterproof Socks

Honest man

Medieval sensitivity

I just wanna share this so everyone can see

Santa blocking speed cameras in Australia

100% relatable

Big hands = Big pp

Actually cats are attracted to good hearted ppl and there is like seven kittens so HE IS A GOD

Mary Poppins Y'all.

We don‘t judge

Grandma likes to get us puzzles for Christmas. She thought it was an elf.

That looks like a great ice cream sandwich.

Anithing is possible

He's got his hands full

What did I get for Christmas? Diabetes... I got ***ing diabetes

Dog eats a lemon

The perfect mom weapon doesn't exi...

Social Media, Breakfast Club Style!!!

Play on playa, play on

the winner takes it all.

Squidward had enough of sponge bob and Patrick

Tier 4 Meme

Clones

ciberponk

Vegan food is DEFINITELY just as good, if not better than regular food...

Uhhh...ok Garfield....

rewind

I just want company

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!!!

12/24/88 #NeverForget

Flatscreen tv

My local repair shop’s warning signs

Sir. I just need…

I’m 100% sure this f**king cat knows Kung Fu...

the sink

The Triple Mike

Our AirBnB had a translucent bathroom door. I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.

Greatest gift ever!

My friend's little girl sent a boy in school a note to ask if he liked her. This is the answer she got...

Cards against muggles has some great combos

Come back Karen

Thats the sound

GEFF

Shelf designed by Bethesda Studios

The perfect gift doesn't exi...

I can relate to this

Bill Burr on Good Day NY

The meanest Christmas gift I've ever gotten. I was so excited for a minute.

So long Christmas !

Everybody always asks: “Where is Waldo?”

Everyone wanted to bang the rabbit, its ok yall get a pass without being a furry.

And you thought it was just a myth

The size of this squirrel my dad has been feeding. Absolute unit.

To the seven users that upvotes me at night, thank you

A weapon to surpass the Metal Gear

To rising we shall go !

"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 5.

Daddy's favorite!

I drunk ordered a Christmas present for my brother, was not disappointed in myself.

Alphabet checks out

My cat fell asleep on my new Christmas present...

She looks happier after

Words of comfort

yes u r

Prehistoric Math

Finally Christmas dinner is out.

My 2 year old made a clay snowman. I think I heard it whisper “kill me... please...”

Asked my sister for a novelty shower curtain for Christmas. Was not disappointed!

My son’s Thomas the Tank Engine toy looks like it killed another tank engine and is wearing its face...

Heading back into the office

Not the spin-off that I want to see

Washed The Animals Today

The perfect gift.

Has happened to me in a class

Some farm animals at my local adoption shelter try harder

When you are not sure whether she is angry or not??

Humans ffs.

That’s a REALLY good question

I asked nicely

What a responsible bloke.

Shoutout if you toot your semi truck

Merry Christmas Poor People

Puppers customer service

The men's room at any major convention

Nice photoshop.

You need balls to do that..

Top 92% Stupidity

And the LORD said unto him, who's a good boy?

That's the spirit, CVS

Font matters

TFW your brother outdoes you in gift wrapping. He wins!

AI have the weirdest boner right now

Jus a little chilly

*** lasaga