Puns israel

She was great in that part though

Lmaooo this is so true.

Just saying...

I think my Uber driver is in trouble

My dog is not amused that he has to ride in the back with the children.

i would definitley watch this

CONTINUOUS HIGHLIGHT

funny asf

Spitting image

Who wants to experience a magical journey?

Dont forget to floss kids!

Changing of the times...

Brock is a genius

My grandma knits me a new beanie every year. This year I told her I wanted it a little bit baggy.

Has this ever happened?

The devil works hard but your cars extended warranty works harder.

Nut interested

Mr. Mayor

Adam Sandler looks like a guy who looks like Adam Sandler but isn’t Adam Sandler.

No, but in yellow.

I would like to cancel my trip please and thank you

When you and your friend both select the same guy in a fighting game.

I'm sure they can wait

Probably my favorite meme ever.

The craziest things happen when you're drunk.

Now I can finally sneak my hard shell tacos into the movie theater

My sister was nagging me to do it, eventually she undermined my will

Good luck falling asleep

Wow Peppa Pig, chill out

Stoner Cats

Thank you, next.

New photo of Elon Musk's proposed Tesla Tunnel

Posted this to my story, thought this sub might appreciate it

you do it too

What a stud.

Better read the instructions

The Corn must flow

Who was first, the chicken or the egg?

Wow, this new Spotify feature is so cool!

Nobody loves you

"You should go out more"

FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

I'm blind now

I will stand by this claim until the day I die.

My dog when he thinks he hears the postman

Shut it, brain.

Every menu needs this added

Watching porn online in the 80's was like this:

wow it’s true

Aparently my computer broke so hard it decided to grow some legs and leave

Are you still living with your parents?

When “chasing puss” means exactly that

Chastity

That classic scene

When mullets were life...

I have had it with these mother***ing Sith, in this mother***ing council

Apparently I *really* loved Star Wars as a kid. Best Christmas ever.

Absolute madman

They do be like that sometimes

Don't forget to check your car thoroughly..

You have to watch the first five or you'll be lost

I put a couple layers of boot polish on one of my a coworkers boots every day he was on vacation... ONE of his boots.

Funny gas station find by my brother

Anime Hunter

Santa Claus drinking beer on the beach after the x-mass

2019 Arriving at the end of the tunnel!

The internet was always meant for cats

That's called dedication

Slower...

We are all super special! That is what makes us all equal! Never doubt your value and you'll keep appreciating!

According to Vox this site would be the SS then.

A very unique language

That's a really high Sneak skill, huh?

That's a weird UFO

Who’s watching?

This is how you respond to a shit parking job

I almost wet myself

I’m at the airport realizing I’m in act one of a SciFi B-movie

so sorry been sold already

How many levels of degeneracy could one book possibly be on?

New conspiracy theory I can get behind

Someone..

begone, thot

get on my level u absolute child

This shop probably had a bad experience with Americans

umm ok

Pour the beans in there

Dang, boy!

My gf doesn’t believe in fortune

Archer Bob was the best Bob Archer.

P i n k y

She takes your kids and now she hates on coyotes.

This is my new years resolution.

My son got two of the same Spider-Man for Christmas and this is all I could think of

*SASA LELE*

Always support your mirror

TRAITOR...

Son, when I was your age, I was the goodest boy.

Use protection while riding