Gotta get going, my Uber is here.

Can I please die inside as the new year begins?

My bad bro

We are always evolving

GiBe wat is rightfully ours

Try me, I dare ya!

Happens to me all the time...

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

G O R I L L A

When you're trying to be romantic so you bring her coffee in bed :)

STOP THROWING YOUR PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN

It ain’t worth it.

So that's how it's made.

“Just watch the ***ing movie!”

Trick used to slow down the drivers

When the stars align perfectly...

These coins

just don't drink alone invite a friend hi friend

I'm not hungry..

Beware the zoomies

Right in the feels....

Cursed Microwave

What a great idea...

Well who would have guessed?

What a d

*Cries in dog*

When DioPepe posts yet another Furry Meme

Saddle down now, Saddle down now.

You know i'm

German Shepherd

God aint havin that

=)

Just accepting it

Buzzfeed has reached its peak

My hobbies are taking LSD and rescuing homeless cats.

This happens way to often at the wrong times

mtg was hardcore

Uh huh. But can you do this?

What about both...

Striking.

Uuummmm, that is a tasty burger

not a coincidence

The whole fight started over a half-off coupon.

Oue friendly neighborhood spidey

*porn music intensifies*

Spice level

Nice of them though

Ohh Barney

All six books were recovered.

Th right way to start an essay

The gift that keeps on giving

Alexa, this is so sad...

The rock looking like the pebble

Promotion time!!!

I'm doing my best ok

He got mauled.

Puns israel

She was great in that part though

Lmaooo this is so true.

Just saying...

I think my Uber driver is in trouble

My dog is not amused that he has to ride in the back with the children.

i would definitley watch this

CONTINUOUS HIGHLIGHT

funny asf

Spitting image

Who wants to experience a magical journey?

Dont forget to floss kids!

Changing of the times...

Brock is a genius

My grandma knits me a new beanie every year. This year I told her I wanted it a little bit baggy.

Has this ever happened?

The devil works hard but your cars extended warranty works harder.

Nut interested

Mr. Mayor

Adam Sandler looks like a guy who looks like Adam Sandler but isn’t Adam Sandler.

No, but in yellow.

I would like to cancel my trip please and thank you

When you and your friend both select the same guy in a fighting game.

I'm sure they can wait

Probably my favorite meme ever.

The craziest things happen when you're drunk.

Now I can finally sneak my hard shell tacos into the movie theater

My sister was nagging me to do it, eventually she undermined my will

Good luck falling asleep

Wow Peppa Pig, chill out

Stoner Cats

Thank you, next.

New photo of Elon Musk's proposed Tesla Tunnel

Posted this to my story, thought this sub might appreciate it

you do it too

What a stud.

Better read the instructions

The Corn must flow

Who was first, the chicken or the egg?

Wow, this new Spotify feature is so cool!

Nobody loves you

"You should go out more"

FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

I'm blind now