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They come alive at night...
I suggested to my college kid reheating pizza on the stovetop. Didn't think I needed to specify "in a pan."
There is no future, the future is now!
Can you don't
Ahhhh! There's something in my eye!
Hair been farming xp
Don't think I will brush my teeth tonight
Very Accurate lol
You want your butt sniffed?
Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to....
Thought this deserved a dollar...
Poor green mario
Road Runner strikes again.
From serious to derp
And with this, I shall go beyond autism
Trying to get motivated like:
the french are just misinformed mongolians
All he needs is some hot sauce.
Stay woke fellas!
Free yoga classes
Very Secret Location
Whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home.... turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either!
Best argument I've seen for the Oxford comma
What it feels like to use Tinder
and I’m taking a risk here.
One cup of sand from each of the beaches I’ve visited in the past three years
Can't wait for this sequel
You got it, Champ!
How Barry Interesting
My daughter says I ruined the game Guess Who.
My friends maturnity pic
Proof that Disney is running out of ideas
Ego ----> Burden
Send nudes. Sand dunes. Even dyslexics mix them up
I see nothing wrong with that.
No Truer Words Were Ever Spoken
When you get owned by Elon Musk!!!
A simple man
This Xmass ornament my aunt made looks like an angel taking a bong hit.
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“Apple down on Wall Street”
Lost a good friend
What in Kilometer?
When you try to get your first job
The struggle is real when you least expect it
GameStop Gon’ Learn Today
Nature is B E A U T I F U L
Nobody reads this
One of the best comics
6 Reasons Why....
down to earth
Elders play Grand Theft Auto 5
Dying of laughter
Can I copy your homwork?
Parallelogram Season is upon us!
I thought the secone picture WAS his wife
Use billboard wisely
It’s cold this morning so my coworker showed up in this.
Was looking through my old photos on my phone and found this :)
Is this allowed in here?
We can all relate!
Susan is dead. There's only possum now.
High quality advertisement
She’s got a point there
Every damn night!
Bet she would have.
Seen around Fargo
*Violin Music Plays*
press f to pay respects
Pfffft essential oils
When You Stand Up
you ever get lost at sea for 10 years just to flex on walkin nibbas?
He must be glad that a trend from his youth is finally becoming popular again.
Disney vs. Anime
My sister got a text from a wrong number
My mom has one to
It’s been a whole day... I should be thin and fit by now, right?
Braver than the troops o7
"Where have you been?"
Saw this funny pic on Facebook
the ugly truth
Don't unplug your USBs
Because his name is Ash
guys, this is getting out of control
special bar full
Skull cow is just a figment of your imagination.
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
"My eyes are up here."
Signs are so rude nowadays
Chinese food. Yum.