They come alive at night...

I suggested to my college kid reheating pizza on the stovetop. Didn't think I needed to specify "in a pan."

There is no future, the future is now!

Can you don't

Ahhhh! There's something in my eye!

Hair been farming xp

Don't think I will brush my teeth tonight

Very Accurate lol

You want your butt sniffed?

Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to....

Thought this deserved a dollar...

Poor green mario

Road Runner strikes again.

From serious to derp

And with this, I shall go beyond autism

Trying to get motivated like:

Do it

the french are just misinformed mongolians

All he needs is some hot sauce.

Stay woke fellas!

Free yoga classes

Relatable

Very Secret Location

Whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home.... turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either!

Best argument I've seen for the Oxford comma

What it feels like to use Tinder

and I’m taking a risk here.

One cup of sand from each of the beaches I’ve visited in the past three years

Can't wait for this sequel

You got it, Champ!

How Barry Interesting

My daughter says I ruined the game Guess Who.

My friends maturnity pic

Proof that Disney is running out of ideas

Hot

Ego ----> Burden

Send nudes. Sand dunes. Even dyslexics mix them up

I see nothing wrong with that.

No Truer Words Were Ever Spoken

When you get owned by Elon Musk!!!

A simple man

This Xmass ornament my aunt made looks like an angel taking a bong hit.

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“Apple down on Wall Street”

Lost a good friend

What in Kilometer?

When you try to get your first job

Every time

The struggle is real when you least expect it

GameStop Gon’ Learn Today

Nature is B E A U T I F U L

Nobody reads this

One of the best comics

6 Reasons Why....

Relatable

down to earth

Elders play Grand Theft Auto 5

Dying of laughter

Can I copy your homwork?

Parallelogram Season is upon us!

I thought the secone picture WAS his wife

Use billboard wisely

It’s cold this morning so my coworker showed up in this.

Was looking through my old photos on my phone and found this :)

aww yes

Is this allowed in here?

We can all relate!

Susan is dead. There's only possum now.

High quality advertisement

She’s got a point there

Every damn night!

Bet she would have.

Holy

Seen around Fargo

*Violin Music Plays*

press f to pay respects

Pfffft essential oils

When You Stand Up

you ever get lost at sea for 10 years just to flex on walkin nibbas?

fatality

He must be glad that a trend from his youth is finally becoming popular again.

Disney vs. Anime

Interesting insult

Homemade Claymore

My sister got a text from a wrong number

My mom has one to

It’s been a whole day... I should be thin and fit by now, right?

Braver than the troops o7

"Where have you been?"

Saw this funny pic on Facebook

the ugly truth

Don't unplug your USBs

Because his name is Ash

guys, this is getting out of control

special bar full

Skull cow is just a figment of your imagination.

Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

"My eyes are up here."

Signs are so rude nowadays

Chinese food. Yum.