Somebody doesn't accept a sibling

Cousin got a new shirt today

JiM PARSONS READS A MEAN TWEET

My Roomba thought it was falling off a cliff, so it quivered here in fear until his battery died.

This *** lied to me

Life wasn’t great after Toy Story

Kinky

Credit to the Late Great Carlin

It happened to me : from 3cm to a whole wopping 5!

My sand and dirt collection from every place I visit.

Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods.

Found this in a Bangladeshi restaurant.

Can you turn me into a CAT

Don’t think I’ll be visiting that strip club

That’s not as you thought.

*pats top of head

MAthemathical genious

This Parking Sign at a MyBurger is gold

Real life is quite the opposite!!

I'll be whatever you want me to be

License to Shred

Take that Satan!!

Dysentery/ Dissin’ Terry

Helping a friend move. Didn't expect this.

That's h(o)w you be(c)ome a mafia boss

rzeweztwer

Anon is a low level chad

The OC event is nearing its end. Check the comments.

Women in their periods

The Capo

The new Hellboy movie.

I hope I post this in the right place

I can’t even afford to turn shadows on.

Shrekposting

Plus a sweaty forehead

Something wholesome

1 HP

Reaching for the pickles...

Corcky Nile the Chased Crocodile

But it's delicious!

Whoever captioned this episode of Friends was spot on.

Finding a guy like you

Last one is road to hell

Well, some one is going to have a bad day.

Mafia City

How to hunt the hunter

Also know as Nibba Mind and Mega Nibba

You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial xmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.

according to the oxford dictionary

I NEED IT

Get in the van, I have candy-flavored vape juice

New year resolution fulfilled.

Finally, some recognition.

Modern problems ...

Seal team six operator kills osama bin laden

Definitely a great review

This bird looks like he is coming over to kick my ass.

Stock photos really are something else

GRÖNKULLA FYRKANTIG RIKTIG ÖGLA

Ah, of course

Every Employee's story...

My daddy is a...

very true

Farming?

BUT YOU PROMISED

"Do I even exist?"

Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

Anime: なぜこれを翻訳する Me: *Cries*

Nah im good, thanks.

Getting rid of my Xmas excess

Festivals are so awesome

That’s gotta be it

It's time to stop

I think i downloaded the wrong Aquaman movie

SUSHI ME ROLLIN.....

lookin like a snacc

la pomme est rouge

Truth bomb

"You both like guns"

This dog has a very human face.

I didn’t have a card for my friend’s birthday, but I DID have a sharpie and a card for a baby.

Sexists are just plebs

Musk tweeted. Maybe he is right!

Youtube keeps sinking deeper and deeper

Not again

cheeky

Strumming my pain with his bangers

*points and laughs* Dude fell in love with a girl!

F to pay respects to this poor meal

How I imagine myself as a teacher

If you need context, watch H3H3's last video

Dick is my girlfriend’s grandfather. Her grandmother stores her photos of him in this aptly named box.

Ahhh, much better

Oh people of Wyoming. Please never change.

D.A.R.E to jump to conclusions

I can’t disagree.

Change up the traditions and call it like it is

I'm ready for my loincloth.

Ahem Jolly Ranchers Ahem

My friend is a pretty tough man, this is his baby's dog tag!