BUT YOU PROMISED

"Do I even exist?"

Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

Anime: なぜこれを翻訳する Me: *Cries*

Nah im good, thanks.

Getting rid of my Xmas excess

Festivals are so awesome

That’s gotta be it

It's time to stop

I think i downloaded the wrong Aquaman movie

SUSHI ME ROLLIN.....

lookin like a snacc

la pomme est rouge

Truth bomb

"You both like guns"

This dog has a very human face.

I didn’t have a card for my friend’s birthday, but I DID have a sharpie and a card for a baby.

Sexists are just plebs

Musk tweeted. Maybe he is right!

Youtube keeps sinking deeper and deeper

Not again

cheeky

Strumming my pain with his bangers

*points and laughs* Dude fell in love with a girl!

F to pay respects to this poor meal

How I imagine myself as a teacher

If you need context, watch H3H3's last video

Dick is my girlfriend’s grandfather. Her grandmother stores her photos of him in this aptly named box.

Ahhh, much better

Oh people of Wyoming. Please never change.

D.A.R.E to jump to conclusions

I can’t disagree.

Change up the traditions and call it like it is

I'm ready for my loincloth.

Ahem Jolly Ranchers Ahem

My friend is a pretty tough man, this is his baby's dog tag!

Probably the best CAH hand I have ever seen.

Dr. Evil would be pleased with the new Aquaman movie

Baws

You'll never unsee this

This would get my attention lol

Definitely not an ice cream cone!!!

Basicslly this comunity can have very special time.

She's said absolutely NO sesame seeds.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar...

happy new year

They come alive at night...

I suggested to my college kid reheating pizza on the stovetop. Didn't think I needed to specify "in a pan."

There is no future, the future is now!

Can you don't

Ahhhh! There's something in my eye!

Hair been farming xp

Don't think I will brush my teeth tonight

Very Accurate lol

You want your butt sniffed?

Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to....

Thought this deserved a dollar...

Poor green mario

Road Runner strikes again.

From serious to derp

And with this, I shall go beyond autism

Trying to get motivated like:

Do it

the french are just misinformed mongolians

All he needs is some hot sauce.

Stay woke fellas!

Free yoga classes

Relatable

Very Secret Location

Whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home.... turns out I was in no fit state to drive that either!

Best argument I've seen for the Oxford comma

What it feels like to use Tinder

and I’m taking a risk here.

One cup of sand from each of the beaches I’ve visited in the past three years

Can't wait for this sequel

You got it, Champ!

How Barry Interesting

My daughter says I ruined the game Guess Who.

My friends maturnity pic

Proof that Disney is running out of ideas

Hot

Ego ----> Burden

Send nudes. Sand dunes. Even dyslexics mix them up

I see nothing wrong with that.

No Truer Words Were Ever Spoken

When you get owned by Elon Musk!!!

A simple man

This Xmass ornament my aunt made looks like an angel taking a bong hit.

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“Apple down on Wall Street”

Lost a good friend

What in Kilometer?

When you try to get your first job

Every time

The struggle is real when you least expect it

GameStop Gon’ Learn Today

Nature is B E A U T I F U L

Nobody reads this

One of the best comics

6 Reasons Why....