I pretty much like cookies. Cookies are awesome.
Credit to the Late Great Carlin
It happened to me : from 3cm to a whole wopping 5!
My sand and dirt collection from every place I visit.
Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods.
Found this in a Bangladeshi restaurant.
Can you turn me into a CAT
Don’t think I’ll be visiting that strip club
That’s not as you thought.
*pats top of head
This Parking Sign at a MyBurger is gold
Real life is quite the opposite!!
I'll be whatever you want me to be
License to Shred
Take that Satan!!
Dysentery/ Dissin’ Terry
Helping a friend move. Didn't expect this.
That's h(o)w you be(c)ome a mafia boss
Anon is a low level chad
The OC event is nearing its end. Check the comments.
Women in their periods
The new Hellboy movie.
I hope I post this in the right place
I can’t even afford to turn shadows on.
Plus a sweaty forehead
Reaching for the pickles...
Corcky Nile the Chased Crocodile
But it's delicious!
Whoever captioned this episode of Friends was spot on.
Finding a guy like you
Last one is road to hell
Well, some one is going to have a bad day.
How to hunt the hunter
Also know as Nibba Mind and Mega Nibba
You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial xmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.
according to the oxford dictionary
I NEED IT
Get in the van, I have candy-flavored vape juice
New year resolution fulfilled.
Finally, some recognition.
Modern problems ...
Seal team six operator kills osama bin laden
Definitely a great review
This bird looks like he is coming over to kick my ass.
Stock photos really are something else
GRÖNKULLA FYRKANTIG RIKTIG ÖGLA
Ah, of course
Every Employee's story...
My daddy is a...
BUT YOU PROMISED
"Do I even exist?"
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
Anime: なぜこれを翻訳する Me: *Cries*
Nah im good, thanks.
Getting rid of my Xmas excess
Festivals are so awesome
That’s gotta be it
It's time to stop
I think i downloaded the wrong Aquaman movie
SUSHI ME ROLLIN.....
lookin like a snacc
la pomme est rouge
"You both like guns"
This dog has a very human face.
I didn’t have a card for my friend’s birthday, but I DID have a sharpie and a card for a baby.
Sexists are just plebs
Musk tweeted. Maybe he is right!
Youtube keeps sinking deeper and deeper
Strumming my pain with his bangers
*points and laughs* Dude fell in love with a girl!
F to pay respects to this poor meal
How I imagine myself as a teacher
If you need context, watch H3H3's last video
Dick is my girlfriend’s grandfather. Her grandmother stores her photos of him in this aptly named box.
Ahhh, much better
Oh people of Wyoming. Please never change.
D.A.R.E to jump to conclusions
I can’t disagree.
Change up the traditions and call it like it is
I'm ready for my loincloth.
Ahem Jolly Ranchers Ahem
My friend is a pretty tough man, this is his baby's dog tag!
Probably the best CAH hand I have ever seen.
Dr. Evil would be pleased with the new Aquaman movie
You'll never unsee this
This would get my attention lol
Definitely not an ice cream cone!!!