The only dick pic to slip past online censors

Three inches is three inches...

Americans:

But there’s only one seat.

I want that genie

Alien vs. Predator

What kind of man or woman would ypu like?

My Owner Sleeps All Day

Booting challenge.

I had a few takes at this

Baby shark

Ma girl

Times really have changed.... it seemed like yesterday....

This picture hung sideways in a McDonald’s

It’s almost that time!

How could I..

My sister made me my own version of my favorite picture

More like Lil Dumbass Tee

No they're gross and leave their nasty residue on everything they touch.

Tin Roof Rusted

An Interesting Menu for my Family's wedding

Repectkz

Skrrrrt

Disney our Lord

Christian pasta

what realm is this!

Creative genius

It's just you now

The Super Bowl Halftime Show

Shitty Earth

This cat has a black chin. It always looks surprised

A dedicated teacher...

They ain't ready !!

Offensive Crayons

And this probably last

He pulled a switcheroo

Star wars condom

Little atheistic joke

hol up

The Lunch Triangle

This is literally me every year

Dear Starbucks that is no my name

G A L L E R Y.

Bramble jam

The Limewire destroyer

The Super Bowl in one picture

This needs to go deeper

John has a long language

See! Nobody cares!

The State of Rap Culture in 2019

My new standard response to receiving unsolicited dick pics

Jim the provider.

Someone pls help

Enjoy your stay

The true meaning of pain.

How to deal with creepy guys

I start strong until the keys hit the dresser.

Pleeez Reeepost

He didn't even use pastys

Look like little puppies bouncing around the Pit Bull daddy

Now I've gone and thrown it all away....

IQ 1000%

We deserved more

Kitty loves her

Lest we not forget the Adam Levine Proactive mall kiosks.

Bill Nye checking on WY

How other countries think Americans eat breakfast

Ooooo, lets go!

To whoever is reading this: I hope this cute doggo will brighten up your day, like it did for mine :D

Give it a good smack

Time to go

Come on and do your ||part!||

The CEO of HuaWei is stubborn

Burnt 1600 calories today.. feeling good!

what a pinkie promise

Thor but with a normal hammer

Sleeping beauty 2019 version

I hate casuals

that's one way to break an anime girl's mind

Damn, tell me about that pirate girl!

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In all the words tongue and pen, these are the saddest, it could have been

Copy-Cat!!!

Name the super hero that would be fighting Angry Rage Boner Poop Fly

How the rest of the world sees the US.

What a build up

stop it

I'm having my left leg amputated today. I wore this shirt and wrote this on my leg for the surgeons. If I couldn't laugh about it...

learnt

Well, at least he has goals, I guess.

Monday motivation?

._.-'-._.

Perfect doesn`t exis..

My dad just sent me this and said I acted like this for a long time.

No one gets the easy way out buddy

That’s not Sweet Victory...

And the Japanese are to blame

Thanks, God.

Yoga instructor had a google degree tho

God is nuts haha