No smoking with kids in the car law is ridiculous. Just look at them out there in the rain.
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Good deal though
America's most blunted
Old, but gold!
so much to learn
Rip lol fr fr
Hard pill to swallow
Humans are literally the worst.
This is spot on
Bill Burr with the roasts
son don’t touch anything
I am not a clever man.
Where it all begins.
Sucks when it happens!
at least it works faster than smoking myself to death
barely 5% of his power
I wonder what's next
take that whamen
an arm and a leg
I’ll just leave this here.....
This bar sign puts things into perspective.
Shouldn’t have ordered the double chipotle fiery burrito
She got a full set!
I love u Gary Larson
I don't think that's how that works.
No means nom
Aint falling for that one
I'm just saying
Beware of wife
It's funny how nature does that.
Did you have an accident?
Don’t disrespect the rover like that
This is how it goes!
Don't let it go to waste
Angry Indy mode activated
The death of fads
He sure had to do that to get the role
When someone links you the sauce, but it's tagged scat, vore, and yaoi
The sun is tired!
When the food doesn’t look like the picture
These water park rules are getting oddly specific
Jewish guilt is real
Aussie education system
Never seen something so real
This is what I call a hair swap
Man is a sexual being
literally every teacher
Don’t think I can win this one...
thought you all would enjoy seeing my Futurama artwork featuring the characters as famous portraits
V-Day Tip Jar
Times are a-changin'
Save the poor
Found in the New York Times Kids Edition.
3D Without the Glasses
Now that's a question
What if you’ve got a smart fridge
Decent enough lifehack
Saturn's new ring
We all know the feeling.
is the best book
You really gonna scroll down without saying bonjour?
Perks of being short.
A normal sunday in Russia
Don’t want to be breaking the law
Lady Liberty would be a THOT though
They don't let him near the heavy ordinance anymore
Now he's just a guy who murdered an artist
Found Your Moms Parking Spot
I sent my 6 month nephew a Sophie the Giraffe teething toy. Got this in reply.
The Dogtor will see you now
A sad life
Patrick Bateman wore it first...
My girlfriend wanted to get a cat, but I didn't, so we compromised and got half a cat.
Don't do it Karen!
who killed hannibal :((
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags
Cat and dog enjoying the new beds we just got them.