Im fairly sure you don't read these..

First Haunting

Totally!!

Ascended

Pinocchio never gave up on his dream...

Don't touch me I'm fragile

I witnessed a divorce last night

On My Way To Work, Someone Reminding Everyone.

the little pig

Fooled by Google maps...

You that fish?

Best florest sign ever

Had me halfway too

Mewaaaahhh!!!

Best signature out there

They could distract ‘em at least

Flex on em'

How to never get rejected

nothing makes them more angry

10 points for trying

DRRRUUUAAAAA MONSTA CARDO!!!!!!!!!

AYYY MLYA

When someone takes so much time to make a high quality edit that the meme dies in the meantime

Thank you for the borgars, guys

They'll never notice

The car of our childhood comes to life

Please consume your electrolytes

Saw this in my apartment elevator

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strange planet

That is a different kind of accomplishment

Mind spreading your legs hon ?

Sometimes thats how it be

These are the thoughts that should keep us up at night.

tv    

How to relax in the swamp

E=MC Booty

Record time!

friendly folks

Look out, he has a straw

How to get everyone in the picture

sucks to be you

I can confirm this

bad costumer service 2/10

you are the villain of your life

Where’s Waldo?

I'm sorry that u r bald

“Hmmm, this water tastes funny”

Stay Aware

Wasn't my fault!

Geesh...if only my cat would pick me as his chosen!

Bath bomb

Stonehenge, 3000 BC

very meta

That’s how you do it!

Stealthy boy

This is the truest thing I’ve seen all day

Helping the vegans.

“No Being Angry” according to my daughter

"I can and i have to".- Michael Scott

No smoking with kids in the car law is ridiculous. Just look at them out there in the rain.

Good deal though

America's most blunted

Old, but gold!

so much to learn

Ded.

Rip lol fr fr

Hard pill to swallow

Humans are literally the worst.

This is spot on

Bill Burr with the roasts

son don’t touch anything

I am not a clever man.

Where it all begins.

It works!!

Sucks when it happens!

at least it works faster than smoking myself to death

barely 5% of his power

I wonder what's next

take that whamen

an arm and a leg

Hi Ben

I’ll just leave this here.....

This bar sign puts things into perspective.

Genius intensifies

Shouldn’t have ordered the double chipotle fiery burrito

Pro tip

pika pika

She got a full set!

My Saturdays

facts

I love u Gary Larson

I don't think that's how that works.

No means nom

Aint falling for that one

Holy Coffee!

*internal screaming*

Tutorial

I'm just saying

Beware of wife