These are the thoughts that should keep us up at night.

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How to relax in the swamp

E=MC Booty

Record time!

friendly folks

Look out, he has a straw

How to get everyone in the picture

sucks to be you

I can confirm this

bad costumer service 2/10

you are the villain of your life

Where’s Waldo?

I'm sorry that u r bald

“Hmmm, this water tastes funny”

Stay Aware

Wasn't my fault!

Geesh...if only my cat would pick me as his chosen!

Bath bomb

Stonehenge, 3000 BC

very meta

That’s how you do it!

Stealthy boy

This is the truest thing I’ve seen all day

Helping the vegans.

“No Being Angry” according to my daughter

"I can and i have to".- Michael Scott

No smoking with kids in the car law is ridiculous. Just look at them out there in the rain.

Good deal though

America's most blunted

Old, but gold!

so much to learn

Ded.

Rip lol fr fr

Hard pill to swallow

Humans are literally the worst.

This is spot on

Bill Burr with the roasts

son don’t touch anything

I am not a clever man.

Where it all begins.

It works!!

Sucks when it happens!

at least it works faster than smoking myself to death

barely 5% of his power

I wonder what's next

take that whamen

an arm and a leg

Hi Ben

I’ll just leave this here.....

This bar sign puts things into perspective.

Genius intensifies

Shouldn’t have ordered the double chipotle fiery burrito

Pro tip

pika pika

She got a full set!

My Saturdays

facts

I love u Gary Larson

I don't think that's how that works.

No means nom

Aint falling for that one

Holy Coffee!

*internal screaming*

Tutorial

I'm just saying

Beware of wife

It's funny how nature does that.

Did you have an accident?

Don’t disrespect the rover like that

This is how it goes!

Don't let it go to waste

Angry Indy mode activated

The death of fads

He sure had to do that to get the role

When someone links you the sauce, but it's tagged scat, vore, and yaoi

The sun is tired!

When the food doesn’t look like the picture

These water park rules are getting oddly specific

Jewish guilt is real

Aussie education system

Never seen something so real

This is what I call a hair swap

Man is a sexual being

literally every teacher

Don’t think I can win this one...

thought you all would enjoy seeing my Futurama artwork featuring the characters as famous portraits

Poor Granny!

Web developer

V-Day Tip Jar

Allakedavra!

Times are a-changin'

Save the poor

Prog? Frig?

Found in the New York Times Kids Edition.

water

3D Without the Glasses

Female

Now that's a question

What if you’ve got a smart fridge