It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Women only want one thing and it's disgusting.
This old photo
Now I too am sad for dragons
The eternal bottle of syrup
It's just an hour of "Not right now, I have a headache."
Applicable to Anything
Only for developers.
My mom works at an STD clinic. They do condom art for every holiday.
A bit pixelated
They'll get you
I'm not feeling bad about doing this anymore.
Thanks for nothing mom
She’s only joking
just gonna post this to calm my fbi agent
Thats a big oof
The devil will eat your feet
when the comment is better than the post
My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist.
He seems oddly ok with it.
Always wants to play.
4000 dollars well spent
God gives you the sign!!
Glory to Arztozka
Am I joke to you?
Stalking to save a life
For those offended by breastfeeding
Some is Real, Some is not
Turtle on the pulllllll
Best use of custom cheque’s I’ve seen
The customer is always right..pepperoncinis it is!
*troll face* (i hate myself)
Yeah I can paint your ceiling
Another year, another reminder of being even closer to death...yay.
Coming soon to a nightmare near you
Found this nice clean space and emptied my trash all over it
Heroes don't exi...
The real agenda
Actual Shaggy would still do it all for Scooby tho
War Of The Farts
Goes on vacation and get vaccination
Best part of being Vaccinated...
Pregnancy q & a
Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.
Christians vs Bill
When people come over after 10PM
When the trains are out of service
So many years of evolution and we've come to this
My plant is trying to escape!
The trilogy has been completed
Some guy went to a lot of trouble to make this joke in 1889
Typical Monday in New Orleans.
It's jokes thoe
Everyone with a sibling can relate
Mood after the time change
Education Changed over the years.
This client dog's tag
He ain't lying
He is having fun!
The floor is lava .
With no green screen..
Iron Maiden came to Munich for refueling purposes
Good old days..
A cow getting in on the act.
Holding it together
A fortune I got today.
Anti-vax comic from the 1940's
Those student loans
His new gf
Stuck in reverse.
acshually is cool
It’s true. I’ve tried it
Serious history right there
Found this gem online
It can only be pronounced after removing your tongue
Anon on party sizes
10 years challenge
Oof ouch my fingers