My friend sent her kid to school in a green shirt. This was the result.

I like him better on SNL

P I N E C O N E

Leave something to the imagination.

I get it I’m breathing heavy

My friends and I recreated The Last Supper at our local Whataburger

Call me basic

Do not have kids, save 18.75 dollars.

Simple minded muggles

What a sick dad.

Fergus running for his life

That’s right David Caruso.

Down the wormhole

Excited!

Sad reacts only

Been there buddy. Keep your whiskers up!

Avengers - The Final Cut

safari

Adopt me now human!

Church of the lizard people

Yawned just reading this.

I don't want no trouble..

Netflix, it’s in your court now

Real Yu-Gi-Oh fans take showers

Work life in Bioware

Better to be safe than sorry.

"No one will ever know how cool I was just now"

Reeeeeee

If I had only stopped at the store

nothing wrong with boomerangs

Pizza is toast?

His future self

Misunderstood murder cows

outstanding move

Ork )))

Hardwork is really hard

its complicated (can someone gift me skyrim)

Been watching Simpsons for nostalgia forgot how funny it can be.

my eyes ow

Speechless...

Protest for Protester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best purchase I’ve made in a long time.

It do be like that sometimes

Makes sense, doesn’t it?

NYEEEEET!

Classic Bill.

ok cool

Let's all jump in this photo

Save the trees

Poor people..

I am in full tranquility

The cursed ones

do it

”Hey, I can roll my tongue”

Drug bad

The 1980s - such an innocent decade

Spooky boi

He’s doing his best

Savage joke

O.o

Uncontacted

I present you the labrasauras

I couldn’t see it at first.

Until Charlie bites a finger

Bye but not bye, so bye again

I still remember how to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb," but I have no idea how to make a budget and stick to it. Thanks, school.

dark pizza souls

forsaken

This is Rick and Morty level shit here

Come to life

We'll be bffs forever

I ordered some samples from a blinds store and in special instructions i told them to add a nice doodle

I would help, but...

Know Your Cats!

The perfect photo doesn’t exis...

Your facial hair says a lot about you

Advice!.. Noted

That's his cat?

Not your classic missionaries

I teared up reading this.

A new form of age indicator

Can’t handle the heat

I spotted this beauty of a window sticker today

I just had my mind blown, i can't stop doing this

I for one welcome our new reptile overlords

Tough week for Jeff Bezos

Dinero para tu bebe?

YARRR MATEY!

I hate it when that happens

Now I'll be up all nite thinking about this.

shiiii

Whole story in a nutshell

Teach 'em young

A special place in hell for jogggers...

Revengers Resemble!

I’m with him.

Dreams are real

What's Disney's obsession with retarded birds?

Summary of my public education...

Friends and I got together to pickup some trash. #trashtag