I saved this turtle out of the road. He tried to thank me by selling me meth.

I feel bad when Teachers have to put up with parents like this. Sorry It’s a repost

Smash Mouth

Whoa buddy that's not cool

Shrek 17 confirmed

Human Vs Asgard

Sonicc

Pewdiepie Repost

My wife packed me left over Tostada's and put the refried beans in a Ziploc bag. Thanks babe.

There’s nothing to see here

Smiles in freedom

It’s so simple.

Hmm

*scratches furiously*

2 measurements

Missed again. Happy Star Wars day

Hey Buddy!

So now i know

I don’t like where this page is going...

Look at that wild restaurant

There was an attempt....

May the Fourth be with you.

Dublin Zoo has its priorities right.

Dylan scares me too

History 100

A hint, not on your finger

Credits to: armbarg957

My dad got to hold a rescued 3 week old baby goat.

We die like real man

Frank, Guardian of the Tomatoes

Sometimes people get confused

Outstanding arrival

Madlad

Safe travels for all you motorcyclists and May the Fourth be with you.

the queen has breached containment

Seriously. It’s like a perfect 10/10 booty

A history teacher’s slide on an astronaut

Sent an employee home yesterday for being drunk at work. My gf sent me this last night

She tried okay

Happy Star Wars Day!!!!!

And that is the Kilian Experience

Bagel time

In Ontario equal rights are STILL serious business

Ok which *** painted that -_-

Birb: U wot m8

New Harry Potter!

Upsieeeee

O hell naw

Lucky she isn't my aunt or something :))

Goddamit Balrog

Confidence is key

miss the internet

Dissappointing honestly

Hiding in plain sight...

What you can't do in the park !

Gottem

We shall see

Totally wrong

Smort

DrugFeed

You can still find nice people

This whole time...

Made me double take

Relatable

a typical holiday

Local Jiffy Lube sign

It’s not wrong

We had a couple of shots

Face swap level 9000

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

They Nailed This Reenactment Quite Well

Attempting to Donate

My sister just got a fish. He's her everything. She went out of town for the weekend, and left this.

Sub-subtitles

The struggle is real

Probably fake news

Just a normal Friday night with my 56YO parents...

Just resting my eyes

Inside of a phone case I received

My friend’s cousin visited the aquarium today.

For those old enough to remember "Clippy"

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr

That's how you get planet of the apes

the movie everyone wants

Beach body goals

“The backside of my hand...”

lmao

China life

Dandelions > Roses

smart.

focusing on the good aspects of global warming

Why dad speaks softly at home

Let the fury begin

It’s a common one

1970s fashion

That sounds good to me

My 8 year old daughter’s 20-year plan. Own one cat, play Fortnite, be lazy, win Family Feud and live with her parents. ...***.

Fred

*** you ***!

My son having an existencial crisis