Probably fake news

Just a normal Friday night with my 56YO parents...

Just resting my eyes

Inside of a phone case I received

My friend’s cousin visited the aquarium today.

For those old enough to remember "Clippy"

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr

That's how you get planet of the apes

the movie everyone wants

Beach body goals

“The backside of my hand...”

lmao

China life

Dandelions > Roses

smart.

focusing on the good aspects of global warming

Why dad speaks softly at home

Let the fury begin

It’s a common one

1970s fashion

That sounds good to me

My 8 year old daughter’s 20-year plan. Own one cat, play Fortnite, be lazy, win Family Feud and live with her parents. ...***.

Fred

*** you ***!

My son having an existencial crisis

Drove by this church yesterday, kids in the backseat yelled out “look dad, Jesus is doing the floss!

"This is how I get to work now" - from Karen Gillian's instagram

If Avengers was made in the 90’s

How to speak sign language in Italian

Equality. It’s a two way street

And nokia were best seller

Kudos to this guy for letting the world know he's annoying to talk to in a bare minimum of 3 different ways

Gotta go phast

This is how much you mind your business in NYC

Catholic School logo. They don't even try to hide it

Fox news just aired this photoshopped Ambien label on TV

“New bulbs, got it. Is it a 4 or 6 cylinder?”

I never knew there were signs for burnouts!

Hue

Ranking Of Crystals, Based On Their Popularity As A Name For A Stripper

It is all I can see...

Guess I'll have to cancel my plans

I would do it.

This is so sad

Macdolan

Got the new safety hats at work!

It’s faster now.

My son ripped Mr.T out of the A-Team van, to reveal he’s actually Mr. Ampu-T

Face of ?

Plastic surgery addiction is real

Rare photo of mysterious monster

I'm just here to post my thots on spider-man

Austin is the smart kid

Better name than Avengers

Fursecution in action

(not OC)

Arms. Still. Blue.

shrek eats chocolate

Yes

tell me where is the lie?

Paramount

I am now enlightened

They had us in the trailer, not gonna lie

DMV lady had to call her superiors to confirm that this man, this pastafarian, can in fact take his photo with a strainer on his for religious purposes.

Saving the banana for later.

Birthday card for an old friend

So my grade 5 son had his “the birds and the bees” lesson at school today. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed.

We Would Have Gotten Away With It Too

Lightning McQueen

Guess her speed !!!

Keep believing yourself!

If it works it's not stupid!

Nobody reads these anyway.

Ummmm no...

ligma

Fire up the grill

Good morning, beautiful

My daughter wanted to be in the photo with us. We didn't tell her we were going to kiss.

Wakanda

What the fridge

Captain Mother Fu@#er

Women take this

Saw this today at a rest stop in Oklahoma. Happy to see he still has a great sense of humor!

haha, very cool Bill :)

Every time I come home I feel like I'm going to get stabbed ...

HDMI

Return to glory

Better than it looks

choke

Oh how the turn tables

It do be like that sometimes

That voice

life is pain

Shrek 5 looks lit

We'll see

warning: earrape

Super Pingas Man

This review of an Irish police station

What happens after 30?

Tis be true