Sent an employee home yesterday for being drunk at work. My gf sent me this last night

She tried okay

Happy Star Wars Day!!!!!

And that is the Kilian Experience

Bagel time

In Ontario equal rights are STILL serious business

Ok which *** painted that -_-

Birb: U wot m8

New Harry Potter!

Upsieeeee

O hell naw

Lucky she isn't my aunt or something :))

Goddamit Balrog

Confidence is key

miss the internet

Dissappointing honestly

Hiding in plain sight...

What you can't do in the park !

Gottem

We shall see

Totally wrong

Smort

DrugFeed

You can still find nice people

This whole time...

Made me double take

Relatable

a typical holiday

Local Jiffy Lube sign

It’s not wrong

We had a couple of shots

Face swap level 9000

Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

They Nailed This Reenactment Quite Well

Attempting to Donate

My sister just got a fish. He's her everything. She went out of town for the weekend, and left this.

Sub-subtitles

The struggle is real

Probably fake news

Just a normal Friday night with my 56YO parents...

Just resting my eyes

Inside of a phone case I received

My friend’s cousin visited the aquarium today.

For those old enough to remember "Clippy"

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr

That's how you get planet of the apes

the movie everyone wants

Beach body goals

“The backside of my hand...”

lmao

China life

Dandelions > Roses

smart.

focusing on the good aspects of global warming

Why dad speaks softly at home

Let the fury begin

It’s a common one

1970s fashion

That sounds good to me

My 8 year old daughter’s 20-year plan. Own one cat, play Fortnite, be lazy, win Family Feud and live with her parents. ...***.

Fred

*** you ***!

My son having an existencial crisis

Drove by this church yesterday, kids in the backseat yelled out “look dad, Jesus is doing the floss!

"This is how I get to work now" - from Karen Gillian's instagram

If Avengers was made in the 90’s

How to speak sign language in Italian

Equality. It’s a two way street

And nokia were best seller

Kudos to this guy for letting the world know he's annoying to talk to in a bare minimum of 3 different ways

Gotta go phast

This is how much you mind your business in NYC

Catholic School logo. They don't even try to hide it

Fox news just aired this photoshopped Ambien label on TV

“New bulbs, got it. Is it a 4 or 6 cylinder?”

I never knew there were signs for burnouts!

Hue

Ranking Of Crystals, Based On Their Popularity As A Name For A Stripper

It is all I can see...

Guess I'll have to cancel my plans

I would do it.

This is so sad

Macdolan

Got the new safety hats at work!

It’s faster now.

My son ripped Mr.T out of the A-Team van, to reveal he’s actually Mr. Ampu-T

Face of ?

Plastic surgery addiction is real

Rare photo of mysterious monster

I'm just here to post my thots on spider-man

Austin is the smart kid

Better name than Avengers

Fursecution in action

(not OC)

Arms. Still. Blue.

shrek eats chocolate

Yes

tell me where is the lie?

Paramount

I am now enlightened