My wife is inside the bank, her phone is still connected to the car bluetooth. We havent had sex in at least a week.
Junkyard had a pull & carry day. Dudes my hero
Show that body.
Sooo is it Thor or badass Jesus ????
Oh my ice cream
When life gives you a family. You lose your BMW.
Our hotel was short a bed so I made one out of towels. Housekeeping made it up along with the other beds when we were out.
This May feel like a joke to you guys, but for us in Norway this is a reality
I saved this turtle out of the road. He tried to thank me by selling me meth.
I feel bad when Teachers have to put up with parents like this. Sorry It’s a repost
Whoa buddy that's not cool
Shrek 17 confirmed
Human Vs Asgard
My wife packed me left over Tostada's and put the refried beans in a Ziploc bag. Thanks babe.
There’s nothing to see here
Smiles in freedom
It’s so simple.
Missed again. Happy Star Wars day
So now i know
I don’t like where this page is going...
Look at that wild restaurant
There was an attempt....
May the Fourth be with you.
Dublin Zoo has its priorities right.
Dylan scares me too
A hint, not on your finger
Credits to: armbarg957
My dad got to hold a rescued 3 week old baby goat.
We die like real man
Frank, Guardian of the Tomatoes
Sometimes people get confused
Safe travels for all you motorcyclists and May the Fourth be with you.
the queen has breached containment
Seriously. It’s like a perfect 10/10 booty
A history teacher’s slide on an astronaut
Sent an employee home yesterday for being drunk at work. My gf sent me this last night
She tried okay
Happy Star Wars Day!!!!!
And that is the Kilian Experience
In Ontario equal rights are STILL serious business
Ok which *** painted that -_-
Birb: U wot m8
New Harry Potter!
O hell naw
Lucky she isn't my aunt or something :))
Confidence is key
miss the internet
Hiding in plain sight...
What you can't do in the park !
We shall see
You can still find nice people
This whole time...
Made me double take
a typical holiday
Local Jiffy Lube sign
It’s not wrong
We had a couple of shots
Face swap level 9000
Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!
They Nailed This Reenactment Quite Well
Attempting to Donate
My sister just got a fish. He's her everything. She went out of town for the weekend, and left this.
The struggle is real
Probably fake news
Just a normal Friday night with my 56YO parents...
Just resting my eyes
Inside of a phone case I received
My friend’s cousin visited the aquarium today.
For those old enough to remember "Clippy"
That's how you get planet of the apes
the movie everyone wants
Beach body goals
“The backside of my hand...”