Please report to Doc Johnson

My wife was travelling today

How to defend you home version 1 - description in comments

I do a lot of photoshopping... i have no idea what this one was for.

A school near my house had a spectacular message to share

Sperms

This was unfortunately taken down once the staff noticed.

Ma che cazzo stai a di?!

First one that dies gets bragging rights

She chose to remain pure

Anon creats the best thread ever

Oh, Canada eh!

I mean, it's not wrong.

Gurl you need some balance in your life

No one talks about those...

Leave chad alone

Before and after I accidentally woke him up with the camera sound.

leave the shark alone

noo my eyess

My sis-in-law w/hubby and his family

Your health is our top priority

Whoa! You weren't lying, those are wonderful!

Actually, it's 9/10 dentists recommend that you *use* toothpaste

I wish someone did this for me in so many social situations

Ma'am have you tried turning off and on again?

My bestfriend's mother posted this and I can't stop laughing.

Yamaha

Yeah? Well, life's not like TV.

Unfortunate back to back articles

Laundry revenge is the best revenge

Beethoven in 2019

Somebody's car alarm must have been going off for a long time today here in Chicago...

Couldn't believe this name was real...

Harry Potter but written by an AI

And, now you know.

French 100

Always watch your back!

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Weird dogs

I got allergies, man!

Taking revenge!

Luckily I also buy special crystals

Weird flex but ok

But maaaaaahm....

My mom gives me bandana's for my dog. She asked if he was using them yet so I sent her this.

Wait a minuuute

In light of the sad news, one of my favorites

Trebuchet intensify

U.S. Army's 4 Fundamentals of Marksmanship

this marker here

Had a good chuckle walking past a local Pub

Sparkle with the devil in the pale moonlight

We lost another legend boys

This is how my friend's dog greets guests

An Obligation

Every time i take my dog to the park

Dog with frisbee lips..

dri

God wants to die

Missed opportunities...

A Dog's Wish

Always worthy

***es aint nuthin but hoes and trix lick on the bawls and suk tha dik

That pink thing

Soo Hot!!

The Hundred Anorexia Wood

The Fresh Prince's finest line..

fus roh nah

They really updated the Sonic design

FASHION 100

shame

My father told me the exact same yesterday

Woke

Kid asks mom: "Why is there such a detailed head on his stick figure body?" Cannot Unsee.

I laughed out loud.

Perhaps the most useful of them all

My wife just got this style haircut. Should I tell her or have her speak to a manager?

Ass for Gas

Ha, dweebs.

8 out of 10

Let's Battle!

Theft rate down 100% since we hired this fella

ALEX JONES SAVE THEM!

All aboard the bullet train!

What Things?

Well at least I will no longer have to be harrased when entering or leaving a store.

Honest mistake.

Don't call me

A chickens gotta do what a chickens gotta do

I think I found my God !!!

GTA is not healthy for my driving instincts.

Jesus 100

When Bob Ross drinks coffee

The security guard told me she saw my car and is happy another devout Christian works here

Checkmate libtards

Hmmm

Whoah there bud.

And now we know.

Calc u later

Is everyone here?