Dug this up in my backyard. Somewhere out there, enemies who became friends are suddenly enemies again...

This CVS receipt is taller than I could ever be after 25 years on earth. I bought two bottles of lotion, a pack of gum, and hair clips.

Ehhhh

Oh nien

Caution: comic may personally attack you

The heroes we deserved

No means no!!

That's the question

YoU ***iNg DOnKeY

The laughter hurts

We can't have him back

Count me in Ernie

Just graduated college with an electrical engineering degree.

When someone posts pics their newborn baby on facebook

I am inevitable

So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween.

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Its going to work keep blowing!

Karen and the crew are here to speak to the manager

First date, kind of nervous

9 seconds have passed

R.I.P grumpy the cat

Come on Joe

his job looks ruff

And then you see if they are worth calling back or not.

Top ten Jojo battles: Katman vs Tacos

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

DOOM Eternal gameplay

Opioids, meth, incest, illiteracy, guns. Caaaappptttaaaiiinnn Alllaaabbaaammmaaa!!!

The actual size of texas

Anon gets great advice

Please report to Doc Johnson

My wife was travelling today

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I do a lot of photoshopping... i have no idea what this one was for.

A school near my house had a spectacular message to share

Sperms

This was unfortunately taken down once the staff noticed.

Ma che cazzo stai a di?!

First one that dies gets bragging rights

She chose to remain pure

Anon creats the best thread ever

Oh, Canada eh!

I mean, it's not wrong.

Gurl you need some balance in your life

No one talks about those...

Leave chad alone

Before and after I accidentally woke him up with the camera sound.

leave the shark alone

noo my eyess

My sis-in-law w/hubby and his family

Your health is our top priority

Whoa! You weren't lying, those are wonderful!

Actually, it's 9/10 dentists recommend that you *use* toothpaste

I wish someone did this for me in so many social situations

Ma'am have you tried turning off and on again?

My bestfriend's mother posted this and I can't stop laughing.

Yamaha

Yeah? Well, life's not like TV.

Unfortunate back to back articles

Laundry revenge is the best revenge

Beethoven in 2019

Somebody's car alarm must have been going off for a long time today here in Chicago...

Couldn't believe this name was real...

Harry Potter but written by an AI

And, now you know.

French 100

Always watch your back!

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Weird dogs

I got allergies, man!

Taking revenge!

Luckily I also buy special crystals

Weird flex but ok

But maaaaaahm....

My mom gives me bandana's for my dog. She asked if he was using them yet so I sent her this.

Wait a minuuute

In light of the sad news, one of my favorites

Trebuchet intensify

U.S. Army's 4 Fundamentals of Marksmanship

this marker here

Had a good chuckle walking past a local Pub

Sparkle with the devil in the pale moonlight

We lost another legend boys

This is how my friend's dog greets guests

An Obligation

Every time i take my dog to the park

Dog with frisbee lips..

dri

God wants to die

Missed opportunities...

A Dog's Wish

Always worthy

***es aint nuthin but hoes and trix lick on the bawls and suk tha dik

That pink thing

Soo Hot!!

The Hundred Anorexia Wood

The Fresh Prince's finest line..

fus roh nah

They really updated the Sonic design