This is an actual comment from the Slimjim company.
Say no more.
I didn't think I'd get this far
This tinder i made has been more popular than my real one
I'm an old guy learning how to use Snapchat. I've been laughing my butt off all day!
The downside of deaf family members
"I asked the farmer, why Meghan Markle? He said, because they've got a bit of ginger in them"
I was a disillusioned 70s child.
Japan is getting cooked
Guard shack for the company that makes your coolers.
It's a... Cowch.
A billboard in my city paying respects to the greatest
Jenny was at Walmart
This is more relevant than ever
Oh my God !!!
It is very hot in the office...
Now that's some clever advertising
Meet Odie, the drug sniffing werewolf
Game of Thrones fans who want a redo
That's ok Rosemary
Level 100 trucker watching a trailer!!!
Police release photo of suspect after Arnold Schwarzenegger attacked in South Africa
I wish I was this creative.
War was easier than daughters!
Anon wants to say thank you
I can hear the theme in my head
B99 does it again
The only drink worth getting at Starbucks :
Cat has care instructions on tag
Tarzan is dummy thicc
This no joke
Watching old family videos.
I recently discovered that wet koalas look metal as *** so I made them an album cover
My newest fake invention is the FlopFlips. Sandals with reverse soles so it looks like you were walking the opposite direction on the beach. See ya later stalkers!
Dug this up in my backyard. Somewhere out there, enemies who became friends are suddenly enemies again...
This CVS receipt is taller than I could ever be after 25 years on earth. I bought two bottles of lotion, a pack of gum, and hair clips.
Caution: comic may personally attack you
The heroes we deserved
No means no!!
That's the question
YoU ***iNg DOnKeY
The laughter hurts
We can't have him back
Count me in Ernie
Just graduated college with an electrical engineering degree.
When someone posts pics their newborn baby on facebook
I am inevitable
So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween.
How to defend you home version 2 - description in comments
Its going to work keep blowing!
Karen and the crew are here to speak to the manager
First date, kind of nervous
9 seconds have passed
R.I.P grumpy the cat
Come on Joe
his job looks ruff
And then you see if they are worth calling back or not.
Top ten Jojo battles: Katman vs Tacos
DOOM Eternal gameplay
Opioids, meth, incest, illiteracy, guns. Caaaappptttaaaiiinnn Alllaaabbaaammmaaa!!!
The actual size of texas
Anon gets great advice
Please report to Doc Johnson
My wife was travelling today
How to defend you home version 1 - description in comments
I do a lot of photoshopping... i have no idea what this one was for.
A school near my house had a spectacular message to share
This was unfortunately taken down once the staff noticed.
Ma che cazzo stai a di?!
First one that dies gets bragging rights
She chose to remain pure
Anon creats the best thread ever
Oh, Canada eh!
I mean, it's not wrong.
Gurl you need some balance in your life
No one talks about those...
Leave chad alone
Before and after I accidentally woke him up with the camera sound.
leave the shark alone
noo my eyess
My sis-in-law w/hubby and his family
Your health is our top priority
Whoa! You weren't lying, those are wonderful!
Actually, it's 9/10 dentists recommend that you *use* toothpaste
I wish someone did this for me in so many social situations
Ma'am have you tried turning off and on again?