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Say no more.

I didn't think I'd get this far

This tinder i made has been more popular than my real one

I'm an old guy learning how to use Snapchat. I've been laughing my butt off all day!

The downside of deaf family members

"I asked the farmer, why Meghan Markle? He said, because they've got a bit of ginger in them"

Mission accomplished

I was a disillusioned 70s child.

Japan is getting cooked

Butch gaylord

Guard shack for the company that makes your coolers.

Mr. Stark?

Obey Jesus

It's a... Cowch.

A billboard in my city paying respects to the greatest

Jenny was at Walmart

This is more relevant than ever

Oh my God !!!

It is very hot in the office...

Now that's some clever advertising

Meet Odie, the drug sniffing werewolf

Game of Thrones fans who want a redo

That's ok Rosemary

Level 100 trucker watching a trailer!!!

Police release photo of suspect after Arnold Schwarzenegger attacked in South Africa

   

I wish I was this creative.

War was easier than daughters!

Anon wants to say thank you

The Anglerfish

I can hear the theme in my head

No really?

Every target...

B99 does it again

The Turtle

The only drink worth getting at Starbucks :

Cat has care instructions on tag

Tarzan is dummy thicc

This no joke

Watching old family videos.

I recently discovered that wet koalas look metal as *** so I made them an album cover

My newest fake invention is the FlopFlips. Sandals with reverse soles so it looks like you were walking the opposite direction on the beach. See ya later stalkers!

Stalin itensifies

Dug this up in my backyard. Somewhere out there, enemies who became friends are suddenly enemies again...

This CVS receipt is taller than I could ever be after 25 years on earth. I bought two bottles of lotion, a pack of gum, and hair clips.

Ehhhh

Oh nien

Caution: comic may personally attack you

The heroes we deserved

No means no!!

That's the question

YoU ***iNg DOnKeY

The laughter hurts

We can't have him back

Count me in Ernie

Just graduated college with an electrical engineering degree.

When someone posts pics their newborn baby on facebook

I am inevitable

So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween.

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Its going to work keep blowing!

Karen and the crew are here to speak to the manager

First date, kind of nervous

9 seconds have passed

R.I.P grumpy the cat

Come on Joe

his job looks ruff

And then you see if they are worth calling back or not.

Top ten Jojo battles: Katman vs Tacos

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

DOOM Eternal gameplay

Opioids, meth, incest, illiteracy, guns. Caaaappptttaaaiiinnn Alllaaabbaaammmaaa!!!

The actual size of texas

Anon gets great advice

Please report to Doc Johnson

My wife was travelling today

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I do a lot of photoshopping... i have no idea what this one was for.

A school near my house had a spectacular message to share

Sperms

This was unfortunately taken down once the staff noticed.

Ma che cazzo stai a di?!

First one that dies gets bragging rights

She chose to remain pure

Anon creats the best thread ever

Oh, Canada eh!

I mean, it's not wrong.

Gurl you need some balance in your life

No one talks about those...

Leave chad alone

Before and after I accidentally woke him up with the camera sound.

leave the shark alone

noo my eyess

My sis-in-law w/hubby and his family

Your health is our top priority

Whoa! You weren't lying, those are wonderful!

Actually, it's 9/10 dentists recommend that you *use* toothpaste

I wish someone did this for me in so many social situations

Ma'am have you tried turning off and on again?