You were trying to cross the border, right?

Plot Twist 100

I was the most excited girl at prom that year

Sounded so nice until I read the last sentence

The Heist

The irony is real.

My little cousins were fighting while on a trip to a museum so they were told to hold hands the rest of the day

Pagan here, can confirm.

That smile. That damned smile.

What the actual hell? This is true.

Im sizzlin'

I miss being a kid

One at a time, fellas

I'm so proud of my boy Chucky who has lost so much weight

Florida man logic

RTS :(

Guilty of this

Maybe not the right thing to make competitive?

Absolute win

I can confirm as I am Canadian *apologizes in snow*

Winnie the Pooh is D U M M Y T H I C C

Our forest ranger friend is having a rough day.

Break the rules.

Every year around my birthday I think of this....I have two kids

Let go of me, woman!

GTFO before you get cut, Gary.

oof

I find this funnier than I should

My friends little sister went to prom as a highlighter

Danger doggy

I get this look on my face sometimes

What's the coolest wheelchair?

Swooce

My mother-in-law left her jewelery case open and um.... Buttplugs. My mother in law wears fancy buttplugs.

I Would Definitely Go See This Remake.

No, really...

Did that actually happen?

This is how I die...

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She gets me...

Game of Friends

"I don't even know who you are"

My Mom's gardening calendar has a Tupac quote

Tell us what happened lad

Oh... Oh no!

Wow dad really funny

Chill and enjoy

It's the only thing keeping them at bay

I Have The POWER !!

Ten reasons to start drinking.

Eat like mall security is watching

Went to the zoo, found a red ruffed lemur finding his inner peace

Daisy Ridley in a Ridley Scott movie

Sent from my iPhone..with severe feels of guilt about my gullible existence.

daily dose of abortion memes

The original and best dragon mother.

Occam's Razor

Memorial Day Weekend Vibes

Beautiful sign placement.

see, i pulled a little sneaky on ya

We all remember these

Poor rhino

THE TRUTH ABOUT NEIL

theres 2 theres 4 theres 6 theres 8....

It's right there guys

It's great to see more places are finally offering vegan options.

Unforseen developments

That's actually true

Hey EX, look, its you !

This baby has perfected the "are they using my driveway to turn around??" look

Little overdone

I propose this

Discombobulate

ballin'

Finish flag

nice

New type of criminald

dogggo

rain

Where is the lie?

Sonic has no need for a bus tho

"Sorry for taking so long"

Futuristic!!

I unplugged it and plugged it back in

Saw someone get hit by a car today

Roll Tide!

Tbh tho.

Had me in the first half

that's genius.

Very interesting

Slow and steady wins the race

Um, someone didn't get the memo

Being charitable

Jesus: Water is fine. *looks right into the camera*

My best angle

Professor Jiggly

This is what I call a Japanese barbeque

Only Amelia Bedelia

Marvel Please make a movie on Stan Lee

Door dash order was not on timing as expected. Alcohol was involved.