You almost consumed that citric acid

i know that i wanna punch in the nose

hump day

Anon at school

Still a rookie number

Finally

oh yeah

Howdy

I dislocated my right shoulder and this was my daughters solution to my morning coffee.

Damn it Escher!

5/10 meh movie

A Plasma TV

I am and always will be.. afraid of needles.

I didn't sign up for this

Take a gander

Found the looking back origin

Lol gay

If you were to open a restaurant, what would you call it?

familiar

Laugh at me now

Just some rocks... with a tongue

welp

Oopsie Doopsie

It's fine.

Best wishes

Commit sudoku

Everyone take one step to the left

I love horror movies

Gotta Pahk da Cah....

I'm naked when i come up with titles

That's true tho

Heroes nowadays

Oh how sad

Compensation for other things?

Eric David Harris Rogers

it's time bois

Found this gem in the parking lot at my work

Diving: 11/10

relatable

I wish I was younger

You were trying to cross the border, right?

Plot Twist 100

I was the most excited girl at prom that year

Sounded so nice until I read the last sentence

The Heist

The irony is real.

My little cousins were fighting while on a trip to a museum so they were told to hold hands the rest of the day

Pagan here, can confirm.

That smile. That damned smile.

What the actual hell? This is true.

Im sizzlin'

I miss being a kid

One at a time, fellas

I'm so proud of my boy Chucky who has lost so much weight

Florida man logic

RTS :(

Guilty of this

Maybe not the right thing to make competitive?

Absolute win

I can confirm as I am Canadian *apologizes in snow*

Winnie the Pooh is D U M M Y T H I C C

Our forest ranger friend is having a rough day.

Break the rules.

Every year around my birthday I think of this....I have two kids

Let go of me, woman!

GTFO before you get cut, Gary.

oof

I find this funnier than I should

My friends little sister went to prom as a highlighter

Danger doggy

I get this look on my face sometimes

What's the coolest wheelchair?

Swooce

My mother-in-law left her jewelery case open and um.... Buttplugs. My mother in law wears fancy buttplugs.

I Would Definitely Go See This Remake.

No, really...

Did that actually happen?

This is how I die...

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She gets me...

Game of Friends

"I don't even know who you are"

My Mom's gardening calendar has a Tupac quote

Tell us what happened lad

Oh... Oh no!

Wow dad really funny

Chill and enjoy

It's the only thing keeping them at bay

I Have The POWER !!

Ten reasons to start drinking.

Eat like mall security is watching

Went to the zoo, found a red ruffed lemur finding his inner peace

Daisy Ridley in a Ridley Scott movie

Sent from my iPhone..with severe feels of guilt about my gullible existence.

daily dose of abortion memes

The original and best dragon mother.

Occam's Razor

Memorial Day Weekend Vibes

Beautiful sign placement.

see, i pulled a little sneaky on ya