Its someone's birthday today, just not mine. Or anyone I know.
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they were extincted
Another Gem From Russian Dating Site Profile
Slav level 100
Be free mate
don't pick me
Not to brag
Meanwhile at the local zoo.
You better be afraid
Let me find my bucket.
I am a-scared
The best girl ever
Hit him with ur crossbow, steve
This one needs no funny comment. Just laugh.
because there's a fire
He has enslaved his demon from the mirror dimension
The strongest avenger.
Only a sexist sacrifices women only.
Welp, Shit here we go again
i stole this from instagram
Am on a highway to hell. Taaaan taannn
Karen went ham
Almost 30K above sea level and there is a traffic jam
Well he looks good
Server is down!
I don't think you can beat that
It's a good point tbf.
You asked for it
The passcode then changed, closing the door and trapping him inside
(I can't tell)
I'll have two strawberries and one chocolate
Haha cool beans
Cortana didn't get it
"Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular"
You cannot stop Mario
[ S U N ]
Euro Truck Simulator looks better than i remember
If you could leave now, that'd be great...
Big win for the reds
Ish rearry goot, tanks!
And my parents thought I would amount to nothing
Rep them streets
Speeding, whats your excuse?
She really like it when you make engine noises
That's everyone right here
Haha "I painted my birth control packet"
I think I better go to another library
instead everyone tags each other smh
Tamale Lady sounds like an awesome super hero
Someone's grandmother loves them very much
Just ***ing kill me already
How Italians like posts on facebook
ew a gif
Saw this on a car page I follow, had a nice chuckle out of it!
Never forget histories!
Don't mind me
No resurrections this time
This is too copied from another
Weapon Mastery Achieved!
When someone asks me at Costco if I want to try a food sample
What a true villan
How many times has it been now, Reg?
Latest southern trend
How? That's like too small???
Hue hue, no that's really it Mr teacher hue
How can this even happen?
How to make 100 mil
Someone stole a plant from the front of our house, and left a trail to theres. Later received an apology via FB when he/she saw a post I made about it.
Death Stranding Switch Version
There's always that one coworker on Monday morning...
Asking Gently for it
He knows what he is doing... Let him
They got us in the first half!