When my sweetie sends good-morning texts at 1pm, I send her this

scatoosh

I identify with this.

Thanks dad

God I love math memes

Relatable

My kind of place

they can kill you in sleep

NASA requirement

Every family visit

>Believing in mars

I like pineapple.

Outstanding indeed

weeeeeeeeee

He got whipped fast

The things you see in a Northern Canadian town

yall look stupid

Do it?

Better than gold!

Can we

Where almond milk comes from

Its someone's birthday today, just not mine. Or anyone I know.

Nice ambience

they were extincted

avatar

actual factual

Ghost shield

Justice Stings

Another Gem From Russian Dating Site Profile

Batteries

Slav level 100

Be free mate

don't pick me

Not to brag

Stealback 100

Meanwhile at the local zoo.

You better be afraid

Let me find my bucket.

I am a-scared

The best girl ever

Hit him with ur crossbow, steve

This one needs no funny comment. Just laugh.

because there's a fire

dangerous times

He has enslaved his demon from the mirror dimension

The strongest avenger.

Only a sexist sacrifices women only.

Welp, Shit here we go again

i stole this from instagram

Am on a highway to hell. Taaaan taannn

Karen went ham

Almost 30K above sea level and there is a traffic jam

Well he looks good

Baby mama

Server is down!

I don't think you can beat that

Ball Player

Legend

It's a good point tbf.

Nice shot

You asked for it

blyat

The passcode then changed, closing the door and trapping him inside

(I can't tell)

Doot doot

I'll have two strawberries and one chocolate

Visible confision

Haha cool beans

Cortana didn't get it

VRUM

"Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular"

You cannot stop Mario

Offf...,

[ S U N ]

Euro Truck Simulator looks better than i remember

If you could leave now, that'd be great...

Big win for the reds

Ish rearry goot, tanks!

And my parents thought I would amount to nothing

Rep them streets

Speeding, whats your excuse?

oh whoops

She really like it when you make engine noises

BBQ season!!!

Biker Boi

Corporations today

That's everyone right here

Haha "I painted my birth control packet"

I think I better go to another library

Finaly

instead everyone tags each other smh

Tamale Lady sounds like an awesome super hero

Someone's grandmother loves them very much

Just ***ing kill me already

How Italians like posts on facebook

$$$

ew a gif

Saw this on a car page I follow, had a nice chuckle out of it!

Dummy critics

Never forget histories!