English is a beautiful language.

nice

Signs are everywhere

He’s flying

Libra

We're Really In Deep This Time

We can play smash

Double F for both

Well, thanks for nothing

who's my date? it's fiction

Definitely not crayola

My cat has been looking everywhere for this lizard

Found this bumper sticker the other day

Never mess with a killer bean

Why don't you turn into an eagle and go *** yourself

Blonks

The other day in casual conversation with the camp chef I told him that my horse liked lucky charms. Today I received a present.

In the news today... Real life version of one of the greatest episodes

London Underground announcement:)

Selfies are risky since 1960

Traditional Problems Require Traditional Solutions

Metal till the grave.

Turn this meme upside down in comments for free karma *stonks*

Honkachu

Subway’s sign guy wasn’t paid enough

lit

A deal has been made.

Ya’ll excited for the summer?

His Finger

Motorbike casually parked in the driveway.

It's so hard to take a choice

The perfect portrait doesn't exis...

Too fly

Forgive m'

Shamone!

This stonk was not a good invenstment

And call me Shrek

Always know where the camera is

Enough!

He went full ham

Adulting ladies and gentleman

I'ma stay in here

furrys when they date

Maybe it’s just me

Listen to this man, be like an onion

At last! A parking space for middle aged men with beer bellies who love grilling!

me and the bois

My therapist told me to avoid Pokemon...

Aussie Hospitality

Big oof

*heavy sweating*

Reality is often disappointing

this South Park episode about 9/11 makes me wonder about something

Being a hairy woman isn't easy

Sexy newts

yes

Yeet yeet.

We all need Jesus

Tea is the evil drink!

A father's gift to his son

Inadayortwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well damn it

I’ve never received an award ;((

Patriot.

Working at a dealership can’t be that bad....

The Breakthrough

Can't I just say that I'm both?

Crackers getting banned from Cracker Barrel.

These two brave men at a haunted swimming pool.

Please leave me alone

Coyotes can't drive

One of the most under-appreciated jokes in Wreck-It Ralph.

Vegan Cars

As an introvert, and being anti-social, I found my perfect cup

Weebs out

You silly guys

I could really use it right now.

Home Depot

You're All Breathtaking !

It’s gonna be me

Definitely not okay

Practically Boss Level

I’m Carl

I’d Kool-Aid Man my way there so fast

Obi is broke

Do consider

Maybe re

Max is 20d6

Maybe I'll shave my head for the wedding..

Bridget I showed you my spaghetti pls respond

Saw this on the car I was parked next to.

...Well then

There’s a statue by my friend’s office that looks like a turtle eating out a duck’s ass

Sign out front of a pub in Glasgow the other day

Next driver will obviously take a picture

Have Faith.

Sorry, where are the

If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Wholesome

Huh