Intelligence level over 9,000
You've got a friend in me.
Some days it's like this
I was there the day the strength of Men failed
This bar in Utah
Wife sent me this during a meeting, I haven’t stopped laughing.
The matrix failed. Attack of the clones!
NOT TO FAST
I inadvertently used up 1 of my jokes by asking my son if all 3 jokes had to be about cheese. He just looked at me and said “ok, two more”
Wishing them well
I'm gonna let myself get absolutely soaking wet
Some Honesty at the Bar
Outside my local bar
New Balance store front in Barcelona knows what’s up
Not looking forward to a second coming
When you don't correctly check the chest
Humorous, but all I can think about is what kind of monster stores their dry cereal in the fridge...
Scooby snacks op
I mean I don't disagree
I know we all do this once in a while
I want to be there when Keanu says "your breathtaking!"
The perfect card doesn't exis...
Undefeated Neighborhood Champion
you really are a real man, sir!
Returning or buying the saw?
I wonder what they've heard
Let's try posting something simple
4 SACRED rules
Hey buddy, we're still at the national anthem.
We have an aggressive leak under the sink.
If I had to summarize my interest levels...
Which eye did he injured?
Work In Process
Anon is relatable
Leaning Tower of Goodboi
An interesting hobby
When a Gen Z worries we might start a war in the Middle East
No your breathtaking
Chickety China The Chineese Licken Chicken
You can always rely on friends for support
rock and roll!
He praise the sun
Funny for those historians
My friend gave me this awesome Chihuahua onesie and my husband stole it
Every man's dream.
They come and goooooo!
Just a quicky!
What a changelog
There's no way I'm missing this festival! Best lineup EVER!
The Aluminium Can Choir
do it daddy, do it
what you see vs what she sees
Good Samaritan Hospital’s logo looks like David Letterman giving a massage to a buff Martin Short.
Not my fault!
No one wants to remember 2009 but still
The police department is doing it well
we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad
He has spoken!
You may have a drinking problem if.....
I caught my girlfriend in bed with my best friend.
My 1976 Volkswagen bus parts are shipped out of a warehouse in Delta BC. The postal code is making me giggle like an 11 year old boy.
Anon summons a demon and gets molested
My last night working at TJMAXX I switched out 70 stock photos with a selfie of me at work.
My friends had to post this on their front porch after getting too many unexpected visitors
Wish I was there
Before the internet on our phones, there was this legend.
Dat earrape at the end tho
Spotted in Austin
Tea is evil
Mind blown! Was Jurassic Park's Dennis Nedry secretly cosplaying as characters from the Goonies?
Animal rights activist these days
Gives a new definition to Infinity “Stoned”
New Doritos Flavor
There's a serious leek under my sink...
What say you Netflix?
Merging Onto A Highway
English is a beautiful language.
Signs are everywhere
We're Really In Deep This Time
We can play smash
Double F for both
Well, thanks for nothing