Rip bro

Screentime

Recognize them?

More slices means more pizza

BRB, gonna do a line of pineapple

If there has ever been a better picture taken than this egg ghost that’s scared of its own yellow egg boobs, I’m yet to see it.

You last longer if you flex the muscles you use when taking a ꜱhit

There are worse thing to put in one's body

heh

The enemy of the platypus is man

Rope jumping sharks in Tokyo's IKEA

You’re all going to heaven

Newton's 3rd law

Yu yevon

Maury isn't needed on this one.

Bring both, free meal!

power up

Jaws learning the piano

With a lazy tag LOL

     

I want this cat

In a not too distant future

My commute yielded this gem yesterday

I am invincible

steve aint laughin

It’s bad news

Lavender extract causes autism

Yes...Yes....YES !!!

Evil laughing

So Messed Up

I mean... yeah.

First day of summer!!

what a complete design flaw

HLMU3?

Brewery in NY

Well this puts a wrench in things

I send these everyday.

Not like anything happened, right?

smol

I am fruit !.

Most Insane Trick Shot

A friend of mine is a band director and life-long tuba player. He didn't trust the baggage handlers with his tuba so he bought it a ticket. Even gave it the window seat.

Squirrel Girl

“Try essential oils! They change your life!”

When the CPR dummies are having more fun

MCU Multiverse

The biggest heart

four panels

worst deal

We truely do

Ahh shit here we go again....

felt cute, might extinguish some fires later idk

Every bit of artwork I ever do

We all started somewhere

The bruise on my leg looked familiar

Yoga in a Nutshell

“This is my life now”

Buddha 2077

That’s how it be. Credit to Nathen Pyle

Mr. Snuggles is hungry again

Naicu

First day of Summer...

The void merps

Well.. that's a butt load

*surprised noises*

Seized the opportunity

I think I find myself in this guy…

Intelligence level over 9,000

You've got a friend in me.

Some days it's like this

I was there the day the strength of Men failed

This bar in Utah

Proud Moment

Wife sent me this during a meeting, I haven’t stopped laughing.

The matrix failed. Attack of the clones!

NOT TO FAST

I inadvertently used up 1 of my jokes by asking my son if all 3 jokes had to be about cheese. He just looked at me and said “ok, two more”

Wishing them well

I'm gonna let myself get absolutely soaking wet

Some Honesty at the Bar

Outside my local bar

New Balance store front in Barcelona knows what’s up

Not looking forward to a second coming

When you don't correctly check the chest

Humorous, but all I can think about is what kind of monster stores their dry cereal in the fridge...

Scooby snacks op

I mean I don't disagree

yaaaaay

I know we all do this once in a while

I want to be there when Keanu says "your breathtaking!"

Is there...?

True villainy.

The perfect card doesn't exis...

Undefeated Neighborhood Champion

you really are a real man, sir!

Returning or buying the saw?

I wonder what they've heard

Morning boo.

Let's try posting something simple

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