It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
The biggest heart
We truely do
Ahh shit here we go again....
felt cute, might extinguish some fires later idk
Every bit of artwork I ever do
We all started somewhere
The bruise on my leg looked familiar
Yoga in a Nutshell
“This is my life now”
That’s how it be. Credit to Nathen Pyle
Mr. Snuggles is hungry again
First day of Summer...
The void merps
Well.. that's a butt load
Seized the opportunity
I think I find myself in this guy…
Intelligence level over 9,000
You've got a friend in me.
Some days it's like this
I was there the day the strength of Men failed
This bar in Utah
Wife sent me this during a meeting, I haven’t stopped laughing.
The matrix failed. Attack of the clones!
NOT TO FAST
I inadvertently used up 1 of my jokes by asking my son if all 3 jokes had to be about cheese. He just looked at me and said “ok, two more”
Wishing them well
I'm gonna let myself get absolutely soaking wet
Some Honesty at the Bar
Outside my local bar
New Balance store front in Barcelona knows what’s up
Not looking forward to a second coming
When you don't correctly check the chest
Humorous, but all I can think about is what kind of monster stores their dry cereal in the fridge...
Scooby snacks op
I mean I don't disagree
I know we all do this once in a while
I want to be there when Keanu says "your breathtaking!"
The perfect card doesn't exis...
Undefeated Neighborhood Champion
you really are a real man, sir!
Returning or buying the saw?
I wonder what they've heard
Let's try posting something simple
4 SACRED rules
Hey buddy, we're still at the national anthem.
We have an aggressive leak under the sink.
If I had to summarize my interest levels...
Which eye did he injured?
Work In Process
Anon is relatable
Leaning Tower of Goodboi
An interesting hobby
When a Gen Z worries we might start a war in the Middle East
No your breathtaking
Chickety China The Chineese Licken Chicken
You can always rely on friends for support
rock and roll!
He praise the sun
Funny for those historians
My friend gave me this awesome Chihuahua onesie and my husband stole it
Every man's dream.
They come and goooooo!
Just a quicky!
What a changelog
There's no way I'm missing this festival! Best lineup EVER!
The Aluminium Can Choir
do it daddy, do it
what you see vs what she sees
Good Samaritan Hospital’s logo looks like David Letterman giving a massage to a buff Martin Short.
Not my fault!
No one wants to remember 2009 but still
The police department is doing it well
we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad
He has spoken!
You may have a drinking problem if.....
I caught my girlfriend in bed with my best friend.
My 1976 Volkswagen bus parts are shipped out of a warehouse in Delta BC. The postal code is making me giggle like an 11 year old boy.
Anon summons a demon and gets molested
My last night working at TJMAXX I switched out 70 stock photos with a selfie of me at work.
My friends had to post this on their front porch after getting too many unexpected visitors
Wish I was there
Before the internet on our phones, there was this legend.