Sent picture of my kids to the wrong number and their response was....

The code must be followed

This review on a jail

Writing in textbook

gamers unite

Clap dem Bags

Anon is Thurman

Shaggy is done with Fred's shtick at this point

My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor

Undisputably an improvement

For the person who wants to get creative whilst putting someone down

Take your time order when you're ready

A ten minute nap was all I wanted. Darn kids.

No Hipsters.

Its strength is not allowed.

My sister started crying in the shopping centre so i put this over her.. now i can't take her seriously.

38 degrees in shadow

God save the ᴄunt

He's sexy and he knows it..

Nice

History Channel at 2 am

Surprise motha***a

Hakuna Mathatha, for the rest of your days...

This police departments review...

Seeing her cry makes me smile

Maybe it's because I am not a native speaker but this is funny to me

Wishing for a surprise

Bouncy CHOMK boi

Husky Cerberus

Wisdom of Mrs. Plato

(The winner was home sick that day)

Yeah, not a fan.

That's what I call a caution

Work/life balance, what's that?

He scares me

Tooo specific

Just another repost.

Some "Dim" Wit

Taking monthly pics of my baby

Oh Garfield

Google employees right now

Whatcha wearing?

Yale Sard ahead

I don't think he understood the point I was trying to make

Why no one takes my sharpie

"Smile Mittens!!!"

Jon Ivy just left Apple and the design is already suffering.

love small towns

Live and wet die

Grandma Living Out Loud

He wouldn't even see it coming.

The cat really need to lose some weight

it do be like that

it do be like that

Talk about taking a trip!!!!

Quite astute analysis

In case you re having a bad day :/

Atlantis posting

Breakfast in bed indeed.

You.....have.....to.....live....

probably the best note I could ever hope to find pinned to my door

If only this was true!

0 ***s was given

Pay it your highness

I am right behind you boys...

July is my favorite month

sonofabitc

Great Britain doesn’t do well in hot weather

How to hide your weed.

huh

If anyone sees my time vortex, please let me know

Seriously,wat?

This is why you don’t skip leg day

Y E E T

Jesus was here.

BBQ time !

tunnels

Only people of a certain age will get this one.

China

F/&$&*KING MOVE!

Not a particularly good ending

There’s a fine line

title

Happens to me every sunday

in some languages ...

There's a dehumidifier running in the next room and I'm drinking water constantly

Suspicious

The turtles know how to get past the law

heh

Online Help...

Need a man...

It's that hot in France - even the people are melting.....

Expectation - But Reality

A flat tire in Alaska.

Great apes are twice as strong as they look

I hope he didn't notice

6 pack abs

Now you have two swords for twice the thrusting

Climate change is real

so sad