A tragic short story told in three parts

The cat's perspective got me.

On this Independence Day, let us pay tribute one of our Country’s greatest Presidents.

Happy 4th of July Terry!

Happy Bald Eagle day

She’s not allowed on the couch. For whatever reason, she thinks this is a loophole for that rule.

Star spangled Ding Dongs

How we do it

Mental Prison

Guy on Duolingo had Hitler as his profile pic. So I did what had to be done in response.

MasterCarp

This graffiti in the girls bathroom

Thank you, ma

I don't even know who this people are nor do I care

always drink enough frens

*old minecraft damage sound*

Wait... which drink did I drug again? Ahh I'm sure it will be fine...

Don’t make it obvious

Happy July 4th... special reminder from Cincinnati

Feeling much safer while flying

imagine their kids

another reason to kill myself

I too am shrinking

By color

Not all heroes can find their capes…

Proud.

Why does it always smell so bad?

2 years

Absolute win

yeah I know they don't go to Heaven

It all started when I was born ;_;

Next Wednesday

but why would he be in hell?

Fourth of July

I work at a machine shop

share

No wonder I love it

noisey neighbor

British Ex-Pat this morning at a parade

Stealy2 Meme v5

It wasn’t good

It's live a visable, physical form of anxiety

Dream on, hot dog..

My mom crocheted my dog a cigar...

eveyday we stray further from God

Statues rise up

"Hey look, I lifted da hammer! It only took me, like, what, ten seconds. Eleven, tops."

So that my dog can see outside....

Remember your pets today folks.

Treason Day

This is Victorias Secret....

best buddys for ever :)

I'm concerned, he's not eating anything

I have decided to never run a 10k again.

"its ok we love you sweety"

It's the Fourth of July so I thought I'd post this here to celebrate

we can't let Dudder's army have such powerful surveillance technology

A friend for life

Pilot Lounge

I declare...INDEPENDENCE!!!

Remember the “scared cadet”... here he is now... brave as can be!

Shitposting got me like

come on share it

I don't wanna do this anymore.

I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.

It's like it has a human face

Yeah I’m definitely gonna watch this again.

iconic celebration..#AM13

Flying the nest... hopefully

Raspect wahmen

God bless our teachers but that is sorta funny!!

This might be the best/worst tattoo I’ve ever seen

Huh

To Those Who Have Never Seen a Koala Running

Celebrate responsibly

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

Absolute replica

Every year, baby

Took me a few seconds

I see my Fleshlight is being delivered

I'm thinking he did it on purpose

I'm surprised they haven't learned each others languages by now

Sam had no chill

Ahem.. "leaves"

Don’t we all

Has Anyone Seen Jessie?

Of course I'm free ***es!

My phone thought I was exercising while I was power walking through my house looking for my shoes

She meant daddy

That how it be...

My four-year-old said there was a surprise in my protien powder...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can we get away with just a little devaluing?

Bamboozle a conspiracist

Nasty

How I'll spend the 4th of July and any night with fireworks.

That damn popcorn

This facebook group I just joined

Them backroads...

My stream halted at this moment