Someone bought a water at our open house today.

The owls

Alignment Chart

Spotted in Warren, MI

The best version of the bible

Revealed: Why there are less UFO sightings today

You down with DMB? Yeah, you know me.

Yooooo. Who did this!?

Smack that!

Send nude hail Satan my life is neato

Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better

Almost crying. It’s my beautiful childhood.

Hot weather notice

Thievery!

Ah yes, my favourite time of the day

In case of an emergency, hurl your enormous penis out the nearest window, and climb to safety

Screw you Jupiter

Stay down, final warning

oh my god.....

Manhattan prison rn

its always sunny

Handed in my job notice yesterday. I had the best boss ever.

Love is all you sea.

Games which allow custom characters in the cutscenes

Let's see what's new in the Newspaper today

Mad respect ✊

Megan.....

wish there were more cute boys in hentai...

fast handz hooman

Give whoever made this sign a raise!

So rude.

Bad dreams....

"Instagram is the worst platform for bullying"

I’m old. I guess number neighbor is now a thing. I think I traumatized a kid. No answer.

My dog every time I try to work out

Toothpastes can't be a hit with all of them

Sacrifices must sometimes be made

Just fill the saucer mouse boy

Something we can all agree on

Dominic Decoco

its a fractal

Stay vigilant y’all!

Ehm... excuse me?

Lil Kim

David's surgery

YOLO!!!

My mom tried to be sneaky and "picture bomb" my Fiancee and I. I'm so proud of her.

National park service bison petting guide

I don’t know I smell collusion

Did he though?

I went to the bathroom and came back to a chicken tender missing from my plate. I walked into the other room and he froze like this.

The satisfaction of getting them unstuck is unrivaled

dreams

Don't make eye contact

wholesome Thanos

Madlad doggo

true homie

1...2...3... Let's Jam

Pinnochio, are traps gey?

English courses

Someone’s not gonna have a good day...

Caught in the act.

Hmmmmmm

I think I should go to a different library.

Nice honesty.

suicide watch

Dangerous mind

In which bin do I belong in?

Don’t blame my dude

GlutenFree

Borealis

Epstein's watch

Relatable

But he hates Mondays lol

Finally a loophole

Did the trick.

shocked

No one should have to wait that long for luggage

Imagine going through beautiful countryside then seeing this field.

I don’t know why people say the moon landing was faked. This is irrefutable proof that they did land on the moon.

I literally aspire to be this man

Karen Would Like A Word

She was the love of my life, until she decided to cheat on me.

Well it’s about damn time!

Mighty mighty

Mac is going to penguin prison for this.

Four out of five Illuminati agree ...

How’s your luck?

They get to the root of the problem

Psyche

Writing his address might take a while

Another great cat & plush face swap :3

Half asleep and not wanting to wake up this morning, I snapped at my husband. I felt bad so I sent him lunch. He said I made his and the pizza guys day.

Thanks mctrump

Put my new decal on today

Blessed candle

Valvolations 4:82

Do therapy dogs go to therapy?

this meme will be useless after the area 51 raid

troof