Is this how the joke was supposed to end??
I mean it works
I'd be happy to kiss Jim Carrey's ass
Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor
YUKON DO IT!
Back in my day, it was uphill, BOTH ways!
Lost my thumb and pinky a month ago, just trying to laugh about it instead of crying.
Turn left when the beat drops!
Jetstar claiming I exceed my 20kg limit by 2kg with a 19kg bag ...
Six to seven washing machines
Random bar in Utah, loves AC/DC
I sure hope so...
You’ll never guess what Elastigirl does
Titanic under construction in Belfast, 1911. I think I found the problem.
Can’t stop the Dogg
Oh no, my unmoistured beverage
Mike Tyson recently bought a Tesla
Ganesh wants his Revenge
Stickers in the back of a taxi I took on my vacation in Thailand
Husband saw a girl in a bikini doing this and thought he would follow her lead...
Someone bought a water at our open house today.
Spotted in Warren, MI
The best version of the bible
Revealed: Why there are less UFO sightings today
You down with DMB? Yeah, you know me.
Yooooo. Who did this!?
Send nude hail Satan my life is neato
Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better
Almost crying. It’s my beautiful childhood.
Hot weather notice
Ah yes, my favourite time of the day
In case of an emergency, hurl your enormous penis out the nearest window, and climb to safety
Screw you Jupiter
Stay down, final warning
oh my god.....
Manhattan prison rn
its always sunny
Handed in my job notice yesterday. I had the best boss ever.
Love is all you sea.
Games which allow custom characters in the cutscenes
Let's see what's new in the Newspaper today
Mad respect ✊
wish there were more cute boys in hentai...
fast handz hooman
Give whoever made this sign a raise!
"Instagram is the worst platform for bullying"
I’m old. I guess number neighbor is now a thing. I think I traumatized a kid. No answer.
My dog every time I try to work out
Toothpastes can't be a hit with all of them
Sacrifices must sometimes be made
Just fill the saucer mouse boy
Something we can all agree on
its a fractal
Stay vigilant y’all!
Ehm... excuse me?
My mom tried to be sneaky and "picture bomb" my Fiancee and I. I'm so proud of her.
National park service bison petting guide
I don’t know I smell collusion
Did he though?
I went to the bathroom and came back to a chicken tender missing from my plate. I walked into the other room and he froze like this.
The satisfaction of getting them unstuck is unrivaled
Don't make eye contact
1...2...3... Let's Jam
Pinnochio, are traps gey?
Someone’s not gonna have a good day...
Caught in the act.
I think I should go to a different library.
In which bin do I belong in?
Don’t blame my dude