oh, the secret is out, I am getting one for myself ASAP !

All times orphan

Cop: if you’re not gonna wear a helmet, atleast wear a condom

WHAT POWER?!?

I’ve fallen too many time

If I had a dollar...

Cartoon Network Executives are on point

Photo of the two guards during epstein's suicide

woke and based

Why doe Gordon Ramsay’s son look like he about to yell at me for overcooking the scallops

Doctors hard at work

Geico gecko is getting aggressive

You can do it lil' bee

Karen meets Karen

Hey man, I'd do the same

My wife's name is Grace............

This hurts as a dog person. But it’s funny

"Please Buy Our Rocks!!!"

Netflix going deep meta

Simon didn’t think this was as funny as I did.

Guess my parents were right kids are soft these days

Darn it!

Love is tough

No longer dodge ram but ram dodge

Who ya gonna call?...

She printed out the DMs. RIP bro.

They finally made it!

A proposal she shall never forget

Interesding

Couldnt get any worse.

bolsonaro

Beautiful and unpublished photograph of a MIG-29 drinking water from a river

It's a Cat!

I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.

Maybe that's where they all go.

Airplane seating chart

thats a lotta damage

Wireless doorbells sitting on their chargers.

Look at my teeth

Where does the time go?

It’s getting savage

tactic

Probably an oldie

Violence is introduced to humanity

We're at an impasse

Hows your diet going!?

Comrade

imagine anon was just shitposting and woke up suicided with 4 bullets in the head

Assemble with one friend and one Escher.

Just make me an offer

That Jeffery was a funny guy.

My wife...my children...it's been so long since I've logged into Skyrim

Pineapple on pizza...

It be true

Laundry Day is so loud

Balto always says

Gotta do it the right way

True happiness ;)

Yeah *** wtf!?

I need Spotify... now!

Truth behind "Aisopos" fable !

I'm still keep on laughing after seeing it more than 200 times.

images you can hear

It was a crazy party, we did all kind of drugs

Anti-Vax Logic

Welcome to the grown ups gang...

Like a boss

Brother say it ain’t so, brother

Worked to death

moNeY CAnT SolVe YoUr PRoblEmS

Merp

Not the Navy

wholesome

I will hump this beast of the land!

30f + 98f (average body temp) = 50.5°C

*sad bear noises*

No, thanks I'm good

Haha what a lucky fella

Gotta milk this for all it’s worth

I'd rather be invited than not getting an invite at all

Who wants one?

I’ll come back when he’s 11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

behold my stando [doctor suess]

Protect

Jealousy is stupid, I warned them

Loosing focus

Credit: sarcasm society

Hope its nit the 100. REPOST :'D

LiesAll Lies!!

Keaton Patti forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

Everyone has a first day some day

Nature's Sense of Humor

Press F to pay respect to Austin...

It has been a great year with you guys

Mind It....

I laughed too hard on this one

Got a decent lead on me tho

Just because she’s filled with wood doesn’t mean she’s a tree.

Life in Amsterdam