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Assemble with one friend and one Escher.
Just make me an offer
That Jeffery was a funny guy.
My wife...my children...it's been so long since I've logged into Skyrim
Pineapple on pizza...
It be true
Laundry Day is so loud
Balto always says
Gotta do it the right way
True happiness ;)
Yeah *** wtf!?
I need Spotify... now!
Truth behind "Aisopos" fable !
I'm still keep on laughing after seeing it more than 200 times.
images you can hear
It was a crazy party, we did all kind of drugs
Anti-Vax Logic
Welcome to the grown ups gang...
Like a boss
Brother say it ain’t so, brother
Worked to death
moNeY CAnT SolVe YoUr PRoblEmS
Merp
Not the Navy
wholesome
I will hump this beast of the land!
30f + 98f (average body temp) = 50.5°C
*sad bear noises*
No, thanks I'm good
Haha what a lucky fella
Gotta milk this for all it’s worth
I'd rather be invited than not getting an invite at all
Who wants one?
I’ll come back when he’s 11
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
behold my stando [doctor suess]
Protect
Jealousy is stupid, I warned them
Loosing focus
Credit: sarcasm society
Hope its nit the 100. REPOST :'D
LiesAll Lies!!
Keaton Patti forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.
Everyone has a first day some day
Nature's Sense of Humor
Press F to pay respect to Austin...
It has been a great year with you guys
Mind It....
I laughed too hard on this one
Got a decent lead on me tho
Just because she’s filled with wood doesn’t mean she’s a tree.
Life in Amsterdam
S U C C
Snowballed
Automatic 5*
9mm
How babies are made...
Hey Siri
El Hee Hee
m'lady
Ah beautiful
Garfield comic has evolved
miss me with that speeding shit
I bet that girl on the right has a mean left hook!
Our local liquor store has a sense of humor
Kitty cat just turned 13.
This old man is next ***ing level!
They are the ying and yang of music
Chad secrets
it's good that everyone is all right
I couldn't figure put why all my markers kept disappearing, until I went into the other room and found the dragon protecting her stash.
Plan A
I'm a Goofy Goober Rock
A Knights Tale
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s a man blatantly telling me he’s going to do something illegal on a recorded call:
Chinese History according to the CCP
Real life Up Movie
Ayyyyye!
14
You will receive a bonus if you fulfill the contract without killing any of the prison guards.
Dropped the kids off for their first day of school and spotted this on another parent’s car.
I thought that was James cordon
Oh come on, mom!
precision
I’ve never felt more sure of a hypothetical in my life...
Now I’m sad
I’ll let you off with a warning this time
Finally, a safe place.
You’re either with it or against it
the gamer girl we need, but not the one we deserve
Get that premium parking gents
SCHLORP
I don’t think they serve those here.
A MOOSE!
Twitter is an amazing place
dynamite
Grandpa broke the floor
You fool! You feel victim for one of the classic blunders!
siri
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