Snowballed

Automatic 5*

9mm

How babies are made...

Hey Siri

El Hee Hee

m'lady

Ah beautiful

Garfield comic has evolved

miss me with that speeding shit

I bet that girl on the right has a mean left hook!

Our local liquor store has a sense of humor

Kitty cat just turned 13.

This old man is next ***ing level!

They are the ying and yang of music

Chad secrets

it's good that everyone is all right

I couldn't figure put why all my markers kept disappearing, until I went into the other room and found the dragon protecting her stash.

Plan A

I'm a Goofy Goober Rock

A Knights Tale

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s a man blatantly telling me he’s going to do something illegal on a recorded call:

Chinese History according to the CCP

Real life Up Movie

Ayyyyye!

14

You will receive a bonus if you fulfill the contract without killing any of the prison guards.

Dropped the kids off for their first day of school and spotted this on another parent’s car.

I thought that was James cordon

Oh come on, mom!

precision

I’ve never felt more sure of a hypothetical in my life...

Now I’m sad

I’ll let you off with a warning this time

Finally, a safe place.

You’re either with it or against it

the gamer girl we need, but not the one we deserve

Get that premium parking gents

SCHLORP

I don’t think they serve those here.

A MOOSE!

Twitter is an amazing place

dynamite

Grandpa broke the floor

You fool! You feel victim for one of the classic blunders!

siri

O_O

supplies

Humans just dont get it

florida man at it again

Not again

Google never fails to support you.

So basically, this is reposting

That's fair

Is it possible to cure cancer using Internet?

Unfortunately my mood nowadays

SHARK!!!!!

Hate stepping on Legos? I made a pair of lego socks so simply pick them up as you go, pain-free!

Grand opening.

Ye old P-hub

As always, oblivious to the possibilities

Careful what you wish for

Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates

How can this fool enjoy something that isn't real?

Please Don't Yell

Might want to see a mechanic about that

Buying gas these days.

It wasn't by choice

MOVIE SONGS

I named my cat garbage.

I'm on TV

So basically, this is reposting

So my mates went to a Simpsons trivia night. And one of them dressed as homer and they sent me a pic.... And it's the shit nightmares are made of.

So basically, this is reposting

Moving up in the antisocial hierarchy

Covered in both instances

Savage james

Must’ve had a tough day

He got an A+

Wholesome

thicc apocalypse

This is my Natural talent

Please mom, spare his life

I have such sights to show you

This is what

Found my daughter's highlighters, couldn't resist:

HDMI cable needed

The groomer told me not to laugh at him

Perfect male body

Definitely worth the risk

They bite

Those meddling kids

gottem

Relatable

spoon

I was born to do that

Royal mom or not, Dutchess Kate is all of us when our kids are being little shits

This Brand Knows What To Calls Its Products

Diamond

Can we talk this over ?