It wasn't by choice

MOVIE SONGS

I named my cat garbage.

I'm on TV

So basically, this is reposting

So my mates went to a Simpsons trivia night. And one of them dressed as homer and they sent me a pic.... And it's the shit nightmares are made of.

So basically, this is reposting

Moving up in the antisocial hierarchy

Covered in both instances

Savage james

Must’ve had a tough day

He got an A+

Wholesome

thicc apocalypse

This is my Natural talent

Please mom, spare his life

I have such sights to show you

This is what

Found my daughter's highlighters, couldn't resist:

HDMI cable needed

The groomer told me not to laugh at him

Perfect male body

Definitely worth the risk

They bite

Those meddling kids

gottem

Relatable

spoon

I was born to do that

Royal mom or not, Dutchess Kate is all of us when our kids are being little shits

This Brand Knows What To Calls Its Products

Diamond

Can we talk this over ?

Most true thing I’ve heard today

Indestructible

It’s snowing in Australia!

I can do those things

Rage against the reins.

RIP photographer

Thanks Charles Darwin... that’s evolution

Family circle has it right.

How does five hour energy work?

Dropping the bass is lame, shooting the bass is in

That's why you don't google your illness

The Shocker

The audacity of this guy

weird dog

Sneaky Squatch

My mom would sap the shit out of me

Amazing Egyptian ruins

Who else thinks my wife's new can opener looks like a strange sex toy?

Nobody gives a shit!

Cone of shame

My Wife told me to check out the new playlist she made me

On that day, the wind was broken.

Relax Karen, we just need some tips.

Die Ants.

Killin time!

From Guy Fieri’s Instagram: “When the flavor is out of this world”

My local butcher

Priority mail vs Turtle

Pic of 2/4 horsemen of the apocalypse

Why did I draw this

Found this at a local park

4/10 on IMDb

Time to Glow Up

duckposting

I don’t like this

I painted my Rush Hour experience

Cries in a corner

Now I know what they are telling me

Just a routine CAT scan

Wholesome graffiti.

Dicey

Wrong neighborhood kid

Reality TV show timeline

First you attack my games and now you go after my porn?

How could he

my soul is dirty

Yes, yes, yes....no

C U N T

do it doe?

How dare they protest

Lemme just drive 1000 miles to watch your terrible band play.

Robots can't be trusted

Relatable

I don’t know what methods they use and I don’t wanna find out

he dunn diddit

how

Thank you, Udot

Half an inch per space

Stop the child abuse, that too advanced for her

How to make good memes

After 2 hours of arguing with tech support you face the final boss

will to live? you guessed it!

I hope you like “Cheesy” things.

That's one mighty fist

lucky for him she had a pineapple fetish

This week in HL Achievements Volume 3: 4-10 August 2019

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