Who else thinks my wife's new can opener looks like a strange sex toy?

Nobody gives a shit!

Cone of shame

My Wife told me to check out the new playlist she made me

On that day, the wind was broken.

Relax Karen, we just need some tips.

Die Ants.

Killin time!

From Guy Fieri’s Instagram: “When the flavor is out of this world”

My local butcher

Priority mail vs Turtle

Pic of 2/4 horsemen of the apocalypse

Why did I draw this

Found this at a local park

4/10 on IMDb

Time to Glow Up

duckposting

I don’t like this

I painted my Rush Hour experience

Cries in a corner

Now I know what they are telling me

Just a routine CAT scan

Wholesome graffiti.

Dicey

Wrong neighborhood kid

Reality TV show timeline

First you attack my games and now you go after my porn?

How could he

my soul is dirty

Yes, yes, yes....no

C U N T

do it doe?

How dare they protest

Lemme just drive 1000 miles to watch your terrible band play.

Robots can't be trusted

Relatable

I don’t know what methods they use and I don’t wanna find out

he dunn diddit

how

Thank you, Udot

Half an inch per space

Stop the child abuse, that too advanced for her

How to make good memes

After 2 hours of arguing with tech support you face the final boss

will to live? you guessed it!

I hope you like “Cheesy” things.

That's one mighty fist

lucky for him she had a pineapple fetish

This week in HL Achievements Volume 3: 4-10 August 2019

power

Whaaaa

Names Stronk

Best type of revenge

I've know a few of these. It's true

oof

Unsolved mysteries

mission acomplished

What's that!??

Impossibile

He was an essential NPC, we're screwed now

This educational poster about pregnancy

Lol I can't even

Every parent ever...

Retard units

Conspiracy you say

Get it? Cause marriage makes you OLD

True... sadly

Don't tempt him

This Amazon review kills me

Making new friends.

Some of us can’t sleep

Hold my beers, ya cünt

Ur a dumbass, nibba

What is recursion?

Today, I lost more than you could ever know.

1. Chihuahua

Me_irl

Solution

Error 404: Post not found

maing sure it was done right

Is it gluten free tho?

You Can't Unsee This

Men unite

Is this how the joke was supposed to end??

I mean it works

ultimate alien

I'd be happy to kiss Jim Carrey's ass

Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor

YUKON DO IT!

Back in my day, it was uphill, BOTH ways!

Dang! 100000

Lost my thumb and pinky a month ago, just trying to laugh about it instead of crying.

Turn left when the beat drops!

This worm...

Jetstar claiming I exceed my 20kg limit by 2kg with a 19kg bag ...

Six to seven washing machines

Random bar in Utah, loves AC/DC

I sure hope so...

You’ll never guess what Elastigirl does

Titanic under construction in Belfast, 1911. I think I found the problem.