Every parent ever...

Retard units

Conspiracy you say

Get it? Cause marriage makes you OLD

True... sadly

Don't tempt him

This Amazon review kills me

Making new friends.

Some of us can’t sleep

Hold my beers, ya cünt

Ur a dumbass, nibba

What is recursion?

Today, I lost more than you could ever know.

1. Chihuahua

Me_irl

Solution

Error 404: Post not found

maing sure it was done right

Is it gluten free tho?

You Can't Unsee This

Men unite

Is this how the joke was supposed to end??

I mean it works

ultimate alien

I'd be happy to kiss Jim Carrey's ass

Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor

YUKON DO IT!

Back in my day, it was uphill, BOTH ways!

Dang! 100000

Lost my thumb and pinky a month ago, just trying to laugh about it instead of crying.

Turn left when the beat drops!

This worm...

Jetstar claiming I exceed my 20kg limit by 2kg with a 19kg bag ...

Six to seven washing machines

Random bar in Utah, loves AC/DC

I sure hope so...

You’ll never guess what Elastigirl does

Titanic under construction in Belfast, 1911. I think I found the problem.

Coffee Ego

Can’t stop the Dogg

Oh no, my unmoistured beverage

Quite EVIL

Oh yeahh

Mike Tyson recently bought a Tesla

Feline shui

Ganesh wants his Revenge

Stickers in the back of a taxi I took on my vacation in Thailand

Husband saw a girl in a bikini doing this and thought he would follow her lead...

innovation

Someone bought a water at our open house today.

The owls

Alignment Chart

Spotted in Warren, MI

The best version of the bible

Revealed: Why there are less UFO sightings today

You down with DMB? Yeah, you know me.

Yooooo. Who did this!?

Smack that!

Send nude hail Satan my life is neato

Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better

Almost crying. It’s my beautiful childhood.

Hot weather notice

Thievery!

Ah yes, my favourite time of the day

In case of an emergency, hurl your enormous penis out the nearest window, and climb to safety

Screw you Jupiter

Stay down, final warning

oh my god.....

Manhattan prison rn

its always sunny

Handed in my job notice yesterday. I had the best boss ever.

Love is all you sea.

Games which allow custom characters in the cutscenes

Let's see what's new in the Newspaper today

Mad respect ✊

Megan.....

wish there were more cute boys in hentai...

fast handz hooman

Give whoever made this sign a raise!

So rude.

Bad dreams....

"Instagram is the worst platform for bullying"

I’m old. I guess number neighbor is now a thing. I think I traumatized a kid. No answer.

My dog every time I try to work out

Toothpastes can't be a hit with all of them

Sacrifices must sometimes be made

Just fill the saucer mouse boy

Something we can all agree on

Dominic Decoco

its a fractal

Stay vigilant y’all!

Ehm... excuse me?

Lil Kim

David's surgery

YOLO!!!

My mom tried to be sneaky and "picture bomb" my Fiancee and I. I'm so proud of her.

National park service bison petting guide

I don’t know I smell collusion

Did he though?

I went to the bathroom and came back to a chicken tender missing from my plate. I walked into the other room and he froze like this.