My mom would sap the shit out of me
Amazing Egyptian ruins
Who else thinks my wife's new can opener looks like a strange sex toy?
Nobody gives a shit!
Cone of shame
My Wife told me to check out the new playlist she made me
On that day, the wind was broken.
Relax Karen, we just need some tips.
From Guy Fieri’s Instagram: “When the flavor is out of this world”
My local butcher
Priority mail vs Turtle
Pic of 2/4 horsemen of the apocalypse
Why did I draw this
Found this at a local park
4/10 on IMDb
Time to Glow Up
I don’t like this
I painted my Rush Hour experience
Cries in a corner
Now I know what they are telling me
Just a routine CAT scan
Wrong neighborhood kid
Reality TV show timeline
First you attack my games and now you go after my porn?
How could he
my soul is dirty
Yes, yes, yes....no
C U N T
do it doe?
How dare they protest
Lemme just drive 1000 miles to watch your terrible band play.
Robots can't be trusted
I don’t know what methods they use and I don’t wanna find out
he dunn diddit
Thank you, Udot
Half an inch per space
Stop the child abuse, that too advanced for her
How to make good memes
After 2 hours of arguing with tech support you face the final boss
will to live? you guessed it!
I hope you like “Cheesy” things.
That's one mighty fist
lucky for him she had a pineapple fetish
This week in HL Achievements Volume 3: 4-10 August 2019
Best type of revenge
I've know a few of these. It's true
He was an essential NPC, we're screwed now
This educational poster about pregnancy
Lol I can't even
Every parent ever...
Conspiracy you say
Get it? Cause marriage makes you OLD
Don't tempt him
This Amazon review kills me
Making new friends.
Some of us can’t sleep
Hold my beers, ya cünt
Ur a dumbass, nibba
What is recursion?
Today, I lost more than you could ever know.
Error 404: Post not found
maing sure it was done right
Is it gluten free tho?
You Can't Unsee This
Is this how the joke was supposed to end??
I mean it works
I'd be happy to kiss Jim Carrey's ass
Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor
YUKON DO IT!
Back in my day, it was uphill, BOTH ways!
Lost my thumb and pinky a month ago, just trying to laugh about it instead of crying.
Turn left when the beat drops!
Jetstar claiming I exceed my 20kg limit by 2kg with a 19kg bag ...
Six to seven washing machines
Random bar in Utah, loves AC/DC
I sure hope so...