Hows your diet going!?

Comrade

imagine anon was just shitposting and woke up suicided with 4 bullets in the head

Assemble with one friend and one Escher.

Just make me an offer

That Jeffery was a funny guy.

My wife...my children...it's been so long since I've logged into Skyrim

Pineapple on pizza...

It be true

Laundry Day is so loud

Balto always says

Gotta do it the right way

True happiness ;)

Yeah *** wtf!?

I need Spotify... now!

Truth behind "Aisopos" fable !

I'm still keep on laughing after seeing it more than 200 times.

images you can hear

It was a crazy party, we did all kind of drugs

Anti-Vax Logic

Welcome to the grown ups gang...

Like a boss

Brother say it ain’t so, brother

Worked to death

moNeY CAnT SolVe YoUr PRoblEmS

Merp

Not the Navy

wholesome

I will hump this beast of the land!

30f + 98f (average body temp) = 50.5°C

*sad bear noises*

No, thanks I'm good

Haha what a lucky fella

Gotta milk this for all it’s worth

I'd rather be invited than not getting an invite at all

Who wants one?

I’ll come back when he’s 11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

behold my stando [doctor suess]

Protect

Jealousy is stupid, I warned them

Loosing focus

Credit: sarcasm society

Hope its nit the 100. REPOST :'D

LiesAll Lies!!

Keaton Patti forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

Everyone has a first day some day

Nature's Sense of Humor

Press F to pay respect to Austin...

It has been a great year with you guys

Mind It....

I laughed too hard on this one

Got a decent lead on me tho

Just because she’s filled with wood doesn’t mean she’s a tree.

Life in Amsterdam

S U C C

Snowballed

Automatic 5*

9mm

How babies are made...

Hey Siri

El Hee Hee

m'lady

Ah beautiful

Garfield comic has evolved

miss me with that speeding shit

I bet that girl on the right has a mean left hook!

Our local liquor store has a sense of humor

Kitty cat just turned 13.

This old man is next ***ing level!

They are the ying and yang of music

Chad secrets

it's good that everyone is all right

I couldn't figure put why all my markers kept disappearing, until I went into the other room and found the dragon protecting her stash.

Plan A

I'm a Goofy Goober Rock

A Knights Tale

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s a man blatantly telling me he’s going to do something illegal on a recorded call:

Chinese History according to the CCP

Real life Up Movie

Ayyyyye!

14

You will receive a bonus if you fulfill the contract without killing any of the prison guards.

Dropped the kids off for their first day of school and spotted this on another parent’s car.

I thought that was James cordon

Oh come on, mom!

precision

I’ve never felt more sure of a hypothetical in my life...

Now I’m sad

I’ll let you off with a warning this time

Finally, a safe place.

You’re either with it or against it

the gamer girl we need, but not the one we deserve

Get that premium parking gents

SCHLORP

I don’t think they serve those here.

A MOOSE!

Twitter is an amazing place

dynamite

Grandpa broke the floor